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  1. NameIess
    Cynical waved a dismissive hand. “Philosophy is a bunch of nonsense. All you do is make up convincing lies to make people feel better about themselves.”
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    Failing to do this caused Cynical to believe that happiness was an illusion propagated by fools and philosophers.
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    Indeed. Try as he might, Cynical could not become the happy, carefree man he used to be.
  4. NameIess
    Uh, none. What’s your favorite rank?
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    Bored to death by some guy named Lard. Or at least that’s what Cynical had heard. Her death had turned him into the cynical man he was today.
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    But Dashoni had died a long time ago, so she didn’t really count.
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    Proof: Odium is afraid of Bondsmiths, meaning magic can threaten him. Given what the ire did to Ruin, Elantrians have the potential to threaten Shards. Additionally, creating chasms is one of the first large-scale things we figured out Rosharan investiture can do. Given all this evidence, the conclusion is easy. Theory: Wayne is Lift’s long-lost father.
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    Oliver was Cynical’s only friend.
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    Cynical hated a lot of things.
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    Cynical figured this was a targeted attack by someone who hated cynicism.
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    That’s with full F-gold healing. So it would be even worse than that.
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    Named Alex.
  13. NameIess
    The ball travelled around the world three times before impacting its target.
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    But then he died of cancer. So at least he didn't starve.
  15. NameIess
    Raisins.
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    Like salad.
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    Which he absolutely hated.
  18. NameIess
    He had been abducted by Ghanderflaffles.
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    "I thought I already ended that religion. Did another splinter cell pop up?"
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    Nameless shrugged. "Your loss. Cynicism is essential for Narrators. If you don't have it, you'll end up like poor Thaidakar."
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    Nameless did not accept the apology.
  22. NameIess
    Nameless slapped Wizard for making a religion that gave him a name.
  23. NameIess
    Halidron the happy.
  24. NameIess
    Then the Ghanderflaffle empire fell on top of the funeral.
  25. NameIess
    Nameless finished setting up his keycard reader on the door, then began selling keycards.
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