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NameIess

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  1. Batman leaps from the shadows and grabs the sandwich with his utility belt.
  2. He was the first Narrator Ghanderflaffle in an age, and the Ghanderflaffles quickly made him their ruler, certain to lead their kingdom to great heights.
  3. I have no idea what game everyone is referencing, so I summon The Radiance to make everyone go insane.
  4. I bribe the jury to go beat up whoever has the sandwich and steal it for me.
  5. I hire an actually good attorney and win custody of the sandwich.
  6. Soon Mythos had a bunch of angry trees following him around.
  7. I use the force to rip the real sandwich from Wizard's hands.
  8. Unfortunately, the mutation is contagious.
  9. I stab Thaidakar in the back with some scissors, snatching the sandwich from his grasp.
  10. Dozens more versions of me appear as I swarm Thaidakar, seeking to overcome him by sheer numbers.
  11. Ten time machines appear, and ten versions of me leap out to surround Nerdy and grab the sandwich.
  12. With the aid of the nuke's radiation, they all mutated into Moashes and started seeking Narrator blood.
  13. I appear in my time machine directly in front of Nerdy.
  14. One member of the audience threw a fork, and it sailed directly into Mythos' forehead.
  15. The audience quickly came to blows, and soon the camera began shaking from the force of the explosions.
  16. I get a time machine and use it to travel back in time and grab the sandwich before anyone else.
  17. The audience quickly devolved into loud squabbling.
  18. I gigantamax Snorlax and order him to devour the entire mansion.
  19. Another member of the audience shouted over Sammie quite rudely. "No it's not! That's obviously Bookwyrm!"
  20. I throw out my Snorlax and sick him on whoever has the sandwich.
  21. "This Narrator has a god complex, and has committed genocide multiple times!"
  22. I use scissors to cut the fishing line, then turn it into a tripwire to ambush Nerdy.
  23. This was insulting, but Nameless wasn't around to get angry at it.
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