Rosharan A.C.

“Of course, a proper duel needs an audience,” said a newcomer. A stand of metal bleachers appeared off to the side, and A.C. walked up, then sat down.

Elantris spoiler:

Mmm, maybe a little. I won’t hold it against you to choose another order. However, you won’t be able to be an official member of the crew, which, quite frankly, is a terrible loss.

Quite likely. I can get begins that too.

“Mmm, I wouldn’t mind some of that cookie stew this gentleman’s offering!” He looks over at The Last Post, and raises his hand, saying, “That’s me!” A.C. then turned for a moment to see Salad, sitting on the floor. And suddenly, he realized, this was more important than stew! “Actually, hold that!” It took all of three seconds for him to scramble out of his chair and over to Salad. “No don’t worry! I got it! I got it Salad! Don’t worry about it! I’ll clean it up!” He quickly presses the napkin down to soak up the stew. edit: oops, ninja’d. Well, my statement stands.

“Oooooh. That, that makes sense. My apologies.” He looks down at his bowl in contemplation, then grabs it with both hands and chucks it over his head. A crash sounds somewhere in the restaurant behind them. Moments later, he yells, “Hey Lunamor! Could I have some... uh... some unawakened stew?! Also, I’d like to pay for a bowl which is probably very broken now!” He then winks at Salad. “Hope you’ll forgive me for my ignorance. And I’ll buy you meal if you’d like. Something that’s normal food.” He smiles wide, then pauses, in thought for a moment. “Well, relatively normal food.”

Oathbringer spoiler

A.C. smiles at the newcomer, and takes it graciously. “Ah, thank you good sir!” He blows on it and wipes it on the napkin, just to be sure. “Now Salad, I hope you won’t knock any more food out of my hand. Speaking of which, were you planning on getting any yourself?” @The Awakened Salad

He only had a bachelor’s degree

Granted. Your bane is that every three seconds faster that you read, a page of the book is lost to your memory. I wish for the willpower to go to bed early.

Mmm the thread has gone a little quiet. We must change that! I like this idea. Although I’m a couple days late. I will accept your challenge! *Slides down something resembling a skate ramp for speed and up to NattyBo*

Wincho Libre

A.C. was stunned as the spoon suddenly flew from his hand. He stared at Salad for a moment, then at the floor, and then back at Salad. “What? You don’t like the stew? Well I didn’t ask you to eat it or anything. If we weren’t good friends, I might ask you to pay me back for that bite!” He leaned down to pick the spoon back up, and set it on the side of the table. It was no good now that it had touched the floor. How was he to eat his stew?

A.C. pauses in awe, with a spoonful of stew halfway to his mouth.

Well, it didn’t just happen. I’ve sometimes not been on the shard for a few days though, so I know what it feels like. The meme is more-so metaphorical. Edit: Oathbringer spoiler:

There was only one thing that they couldn’t do: Swallow 12 hotdogs in under a minute.

Ah-ha. I won for just a little bit longer than I would have otherwise, because I didn’t even realize what thread I was reading at first. Take that. edit: When you’re to the point where you just blindly follow your notifications.

“Yessir! I love me a good awakened stew. And Lunamor here makes only the best! I’m real glad I found my way back this place, as I’m famished!” He eagerly watches as the stew is placed down in front of him. He picks up the napkin at his table, and quickly stuffs one corner into his shirt.

Hmm, that could work. That’s some really good advice! I can totally see how much better a weakness like that would be. I like the idea about him being colorblind, so I might use that one. It would make even more sense why breaths were appealing to him. Thank you!

“Mmmm, ohoho yes.” Mutters A.C. as the delicious smell of stew wafts down the aisle. He turns over to Salad, as if noticing them for the first time. “Oh! Hey Salad! Good to see you here!” His eyes take a far-away look. “Can’t you just smell all that awakened goodness?”

And got stung by an angry win.

I wish I did, but I usually use the store-bought kind .