Oh my. Apologies for how long it took me to respond .
That depends. Every now and then I can come up with a decent pun, but only under the right circumstances. As for ones I’ve heard... why, there’s a plethora.
Well, I don’t not like math. I’m pretty good at it, so I’m okay with math. But I wouldn’t do it for fun or anything.
A unique request. You ask for a sliver of my soul in your abode. I can do this thing, but only for... A PRICE.