Truthless of Shinovar

Suddenly, the time police showed up to arrest him. “Hey you! Yeah you! You think you can just go around the timeline so you can get a few kicks? Well here’s another thing for ya!” They proceeded to tase him with time tasers.

Could we have been wrong about the game this entire time?

To quote what I said last year, “we Ooklas lose together.”

I added you to the PM! I’ll send another message to give you a notif.

Working on it now!

For sure to all of the above!

Namely two PMs: the chapter by chapter story and the secret Santa one. @Ookla The Female Chicken has volunteered to lead the SS PM, and while no one has yet to volunteer for the story PM, I volunteer myself to organize it!

That sounds fun, could I join the PM? Also, the secret Santa with poetry, artwork, or other forms of literature sounds like a great idea!!

Well, not quite; you’re just the first non- “Ookla the _______” that shows up when @-ing people with “Ookla”

My pleasure! *bows with a flourish*

*gasp* witchcraft!!

It’s that time of year again! @Ookla Fell From The Sky @Ooklara@Ookla of the Arts @Ookla of Truthshapers @Ookla Personified @Ookla the Absent @Ookla the Antagonist @Ookla the Araris Valerian @Ookla the Bored @Ookla the Channelknight @Ookla the Crimson King @Ookla the Cryptic @Ookla the Disproportionate @Ookla the Divine Blade@Ookla the Dragon @Ookla the Empyreal @Ookla the Eternal @Ookla the Ethereal @Ookla The Female Chicken @Ookla the Grammatical @Ookla the Groovy @Ookla the Hemalurgic Pinto @Ookla the Hypodecadal @Ookla the Imperium@Ookla the Infinite @Ookla the Intimidating @Ookla the Knight @Ookla the Larkin @Ookla the Logical @Ookla the Mok Turtle Soup @Ookla the Monk @Ookla the Naxdin @Ookla the Observer @Ookla the Paradoxical @Ookla the Procrastinator @Ookla the Rat Creature @Ookla the Reserved @Ookla the Rhadamanthine @Ookla the Rōnin @Ookla the Sarcastic @Ookla the Scandalous @Ookla the Shadowed @Ookla the Sly @Ookla the Sprinkle @Ookla the Steampunked @Ookla the Telekinetic @Ookla the Tortured @Ookla the Turtle @Ookla the Unamused @Ookla the Unnamable @Ookla the Watcher @Ookla the Wizard @Ookla the Yay Y’all just lost the game! (53 Ooklas, by the way. An uptick of 5 people compared to last year’s 48 Ooklas! Let me know if I missed any.)

A gorilla dressed as a cowboy sat atop Jones.

It’s canon! Nintendo collaborated with the creators of Hyrule Warriors and thought it would be fun to create a Hyrule Warriors game that actually fit into the timeline without messing up every other game. Revali’s not snarky, he’s just got class

How would you go about taking over the world @Ookla the Monk?

Trap

*gasps* Hey everybody look, it’s Knight of- *gets taken out by assassins* I give it a solid 8/10

Ooh, you definitely should! 977

Dinosaurs lived on as spren in the Cognitive Realm.

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Well... there’s a storming lot to learn. I still don’t connect half the dots that other people do

It’s an Pokémon, which is amazing, and at that, it’s an amazing Pokémon. Yet, it’s lacking that X-factor... 5.8/10

Welcome to the shard old friend!