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Truthless of Shinovar

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  1. The Brandon Sandman is an unstoppable force of nature. If he runs, he will crank out book after book until all other candidate are beaten into submission. He will sway voters with realistic stories that inspire real emotions. They will be unable to resist Dalinar’s redemption and Kaladin kicking chull. He shall win. Fate has decided it.
  2. I nominate the one and only (and on this site, late) @Brandon Sanderson!
  3. You should PM this to Chaos
  4. You get cheap cardboard with cheese and pepperonis melted onto it! *inserts summer reading*
  5. Ok, everyone: Best way to get a random-girl-you-see-at-the-park’s number. I’ve got some thoughts, but I want to see what you guys think
  6. Pretty good, but lose the “dudes and dudettes” and “homies”
  7. A beanstalk challenged another beanstalk to a game of rock-paper-scissors.
  8. *mutters something about St. Peter as I can’t remember how the song goes*
  9. Watch it for Doofenschmertz. He’s one of the most humorous characters I have ever seen grace the screen. SO STICK WITH US CUZ PHINEAS AND FERB ARE GONNA DO IT ALLLLLLL
  10. “Wow,” Truthless said, poking at his chest. “It feels weird not to have a heartbeat.”
  11. What?! I thought no one could resist the pull of chick-fil-a sauce!
  12. Sorry, I should’ve of clarified, short for an American male. And really just a little bit under the average, I should probably edit that...
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