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Truthless of Shinovar

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  1. Truthless quickly repented of his crimes with an edit.
  2. Truthless was confused. His kids were an illusion, but they were also real. So he decided to make them really real, and named them But and Butte Venture. “Hello again guys!” Truthless said. “You’re my kids now!!”
  3. *screams and slowly descends into insanity* I wish I could remember proper Elantris terminology!!!
  4. Truthless came into the house where his children were staying. He had donuts, as an attempt for a feeble apology. “Hello? Is anyone home?” Truthless asked.
  5. Gah! I meant Shaod! Or whatever the bad curse thing is, it’s been a while since I read Elantris
  6. Granted, but it carries the power of a Shaod Elantrian. Good luck. I wish for queso!
  7. *avalance of popcorn rains down from the sky*
  8. That’s still pretty suspicious... I’m getting some evil vibes from FT.... not to mention the spikes sticking out of his eye sockets
  9. *spikes the Last Post with *wins* pins*
  10. *internally weeps and laughs* ”I’ll take a taco,” said Truthless.
  11. "Wait wait wait wait. There are two Silence mimes? I'm confused. I thought only Silence talked like this." Truthless said, scratching his head.
  12. Oooh, what an evil dare. Well, I guess if I have to, I'll just go read a chapter of the Gathering Storm instead of procrastinating homework browsing the shard...
  13. “Oh! Sorry about that!” Truthless said. “I was aiming for the force field and that creepy mime guy behind you. Uhh.. Do you want a donut?”
  14. Truthless suddenly had war paint on his face and a bandana around his forehead. Pulling out, oh, about.... 384,0274,100,363 more guns, his fired them all at the same time. Surely, that would break the forcefield.
  15. I dare you to eat the hottest pepper near you. Alright, I’m feeling a dare!
  16. Truthless gasped. He knew that Jacob had been up to no good!! Considering the foreboding atmosphere and weird text that Jacob/Silence spoke in, Truthless pulled RPT (Rocket Propelled Thermonuke) from his pocket and began to fire it rapidly at him.
  17. *spikes self using those pins and hemalurgy. Now whenever I look somebody in the eye, they only see “*WINS*”*
  18. Probably not, I don’t know how to pronounce most of them with the English language anyways Dare Oh, and @Aragorn, for your truth, what is the worst book you’ve ever read?
  19. Strangest thing I’ve eaten has probably been a mealworm. It was with a glass of water, so I never really even tasted it Truth!
  20. Storms, that worked for about 3 hours Let’s try this... Next it shall be assumed that the next person that posts hates Brandon Sanderson with all of their soul and then some. *wins* hehehehehehehehehehehehhe
  21. Hmm... maybe this will work. The first person to post after me is automatically classified as a Moash supporter! *wins*
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