Jump to content

Truthless of Shinovar

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    2034

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    8

 Content Type 

Everything posted by Truthless of Shinovar

  1. Truthless of Shinovar
    A breadmunk began slurping on the tears to quench its incredible metabolism.
  2. Truthless of Shinovar
    Yummy breadmunk Lift thought.
  3. Truthless of Shinovar
    Dalinar mistook them for food, so he threw one at Lift. As soon as Lift caught one in her mouth, and felt it moving, she quickly spat it out in horror and disgust.
  4. Truthless of Shinovar
    Who just so happened to be the octopus.
  5. Truthless of Shinovar
    Swap
  6. Truthless of Shinovar
    *plinks piano*
  7. Truthless of Shinovar
    Truthless’ soul has posssessed one of the pizzas, seeing as his face was blasted off and stuff.
  8. Truthless of Shinovar
    Truthless tried making wild signals with his hands, but that didn’t seem to working to well, so he pulled out a English-to-Icelandic dictionary. “[Hello, my name is Truthless],” Truthless said in Icelandic.
  9. Truthless of Shinovar
    Truthless was still confused as to where his true love was, as he couldn’t read, write, or speak Greenlandic or Icelandic.
  10. Truthless of Shinovar
    Change
  11. Truthless of Shinovar
    “INFLUEANZA!!!” Truthless screamed in terror, then left for Greenland.
  12. Truthless of Shinovar
    *plays “never gonna give you up”, and rick-rolls the entire neighborhood*
  13. Truthless of Shinovar
    (With worldbuilding) The dumber you are, the more powers you have. Powers vary greatly, and are oftentimes random, akin to Epics. Trying to free themselves from enslavement of the geniuses, the dull have risen up and are revolting, using brute force to overpower the smarter people. But the smarter people have technology, and so the battle rages on. Yoga balls
  14. Truthless of Shinovar
    Carry
  15. Truthless of Shinovar
    Yourself
  16. Truthless of Shinovar
    Defended
  17. Truthless of Shinovar
    Truthless also celebrated Luna’s wisdom and knowledge.
  18. Truthless of Shinovar
    “Granted, but it’s poison– wait, did you say it doesn’t harm you or anyone else? Storms, that bane won’t work... Ok, fine, take this! Hah! Look! Your hands just fell off! Now you can’t eat the bacon!” The Nightwatcher collapses on the ground laughing at the sight of you squirming to eat your one piece of bacon. I wish for Stormlight 4 to come out already.
  19. Truthless of Shinovar
    Truthless sighed because no one got his reference.
  20. Truthless of Shinovar
    Zombies’ heads started blowing up.
  21. Truthless of Shinovar
    Proof: Those spren wouldn’t hang around a greatshell for nothing, those guys are stapled to them! Theory: The second thunderclast at the end of Oathbringer was also named Rock, and would’ve been great friends with the other Rock, but he was killed before that could happen.
  22. Truthless of Shinovar
    It was black licorice, so the world celebrated.
  23. Truthless of Shinovar
    *gaur plains*
  24. Truthless of Shinovar
    Catalogued
  25. Truthless of Shinovar
    I’ve survived the plague... so far. I’m crossing my fingers that I don’t get sick anytime soon. Truthless took up the profession of “Sick-Germ Destroyer.” He was like Nightblood, except for germs that made people sick.
×
×
  • Create New...