Truthless of Shinovar

“Who me? I’m just a rambleman. Let me tell ya, it wasn’t easy to get to this position. It all started one day when I found the strangest pinecone I’d ever seen in the forest. It was a bright and sunny day, with full blue skies. The grass smelled just right with the dew on it, and I woke that morning with a good feeling in my chest. Only the breakers cooked that morning hinted at what was to come...”