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Oh. Well then. Who needs skin and arms? Am I right? Haha ahaha. Haha. Dang it.

Cumbert Swishysword strode into the camp, ash was scattered on the ground. "Panthering Poppulations you would think they would take better care of their dwelling places." he muttered. All of these 'Alleyverse people' were getting on his nerves. Just today he had been attacked twice. Once by a hemalurgic bunny! he spotted a huddled group of people. "And there bees my quarry. Good day me Hearties." he called. The gathering was covered in soot and their clothing was shredded. Poor blighters they took about as much care with their training ground as they did their clothes. "Is this 'The Underground Baker's Association' I be needing to be placing a request thar." The group stared at him with blank expressions. "I'll take that as being a no." Cumbert swirled on his heels. Besides who would want to make crumpets of any kind in a place like that with all that soot? Perhaps the TUBA was around the block.

That was fun, sorry I didn't participate as much as I wanted. Thanks Kidpen for hosting this, I like the medallion system.

Okay, I'm putting a hold on Askaldar for now. Here is my new, main Alleyverse character. Name: Cumbert Swishysword Physical Characteristic: Average height, bushy beard. Strong muscled arms. Investiture: None Skills: Can slice fruit better than a fruit ninja. He also is very able at snatching, then slicing fruit, and is able to appear as having a limitless supply. His crumpets are heralded throughout the pirating world as the best in all of the British empire. He is also is great a piratey things, such as swinging on ropes hoisting the mainstay, or swabbing the poop deck. Equipment: Rapier, Hat, and crumpet making supplies. Weakness: He hates cats. If you throw one at him he will scream like a girl (don’t tell him I told you that). He also has a deep aversion to sea monkeys, and sea fleas. Family: His father: Bluebeard the ‘Not so Great’, was a caring father, and brought Cumbert up in the proper way. Equal parts, pastries and pirating. His mother was understanding of her husband, but did not approve of his drinking. There is not more to be said about Cumbert’s family life, unless you want to hear about his second cousin twice removed, Blackbeard, but who wants to hear about him? Home Planet: Earth: Pre-Epic Backstory: Cumbert Swishysword. 32nd most feared pirate of the second sea. Right behind Eric Bluebottom, and Edward ‘I’ll eat anything star shaped’. He was a fine buccaneer with a fine crew born and thrived in the seventeenth century in the rule of Great Britannia. He began his thieving career early, when he was only an infant. A robed group of men, that he vaguely remembered as having spikes in their eyes, were carrying platters covered in silvery metallic foil. These were inquisitors in the service of Voidus, dark lord of pastries. Though only a youth of 2 years old, Cumbert leaped upon the men of spikes. Unfortunately, due to his small stature he only landed on the first man’s foot. He clung with the strength of ten mice/squirrels/small rodents but the robed men were able to through him off. During the struggle, however, a small pastry had dropped from the platters. After the men had left, Cumbert delved into the spoils. Alas! These were no safe delicate pastries, but traps bearing hemalurgic spikes, as our Hero would later discover many years later. This hemalurgic spike gave Cumbert the allomantic ability of duraluminum, which increased the ferocity at which another metal inside of him burned. But, as Cumbert could not burn any other metals, the spike was useless. Later in life, Cumbert Swishysword took up the pirating trade, from his father. His father on his dying day asked Cumbert to take up his own sword and carry on the family trade, namely: sailing the seven seas, and baking delicious crumpets to spite the savages of the mythical crumpetless Isle. One day on the sea, Cumbert spotted a ferocious whirlpool. He tried to alert his crew, but their ears were stuffed with styrofoam peanuts. As the ship dipped toward the whirlpool, Cumbert lost his balance and fell into the waves. Only, they weren’t waves, but a crack in time and space to the Alleyverse. Cumbert’s fall was broken by an inquisitor, so he survived. The inquisitor did not. Cumbert after viewing the Alleyverse in all its glory, decided that he had better go home. Unfortunately it was not so easily out as the portal was thirty-six feet overhead, and swiftly closed. Cumbert was in the Alleyverse for better or worse. Guild: TUBA (Or at least it will be when they get wind of his crumpets.) Psyche: Cumbert is overpowering and extremely confident. He assumes that everyone is on his side, unless he thinks they aren’t, then he will throw fruit at you. He is well meaning, unless he’s pillaging you, but a little unconscious of any damage he may be doing to you. Personality: Boistrous and energetic. He gets his energy from dealing with people, either at sword point, or at the other end of a table in a drinking contest. Appearance: Fair of skin, and broad of shoulder. Cumbert Swishysword, is by no means handome, but nay is he the most wrinkled apple in the barrel. Theme Song: “The Pirates Who Don’t do Anything” By Phil Vischer Fighting Style: Piratical, I can assure you. With deep swings of his cutlass, a boot on the backside, and a kiwi up your nostril, is the fighting way of Cumbert Swishysword.

@I think I am here.Well, I hit him with a nickel from 1942 which was 50% silver. Although it looked like a pretty painful spot. I thought I'd let you decide what the hp loss would be.

Oh, you changed your name. Yikes I thought I was losing my mind. Attack coming soon. I fantasize I am a brilliant tactician, but this just shows you how bad I really am. Alask Skills -good at talking -good at running -Has a SHADE Underlined and all caps! And what do I do stick him with a bunch of sharp objects!. Well it could have been worse. I could have used a blowtorch . What does the black flag next to my comments mean? I'm not sure about this one, @I think I am here. I'll let you decide what the attack is worth. What kind of camera are you using by the way. Mine are just turning out grainy.

Yes, I had Bendalloy on cycle two.

Okay I need to speed read that book before I go to bed tonight before I make my attack. I'll have it by tomorrow. I really need to up my game. Both in strategy and style!

Oh, I feel shamed. that is amazing. What exactly is 'Shade'? I feel scared. Those Shades!!! That was close I was about to run away.

I dont know. I thought If you were a southerner you would make some tatical error in your defense, and that would do stuff and yeah. no. Yeah it was just a poke vote.

Okay so here was my thought. If the Southerners had to be present to kill someone then we could look at every ones online history in their profile pages, to see if they were online at the night. This might knock a few off our list. Now I'm not sure if it still would. Now our chances of getting a southerner are pretty good now. I will place temporary vote at (color = red)Droughtbringer(color=red). Defend yourself!

How do southern scadrians kill? Do they vote?

@MacThorstenson thanks for the review. I will edit my sheet soon, probably add something like nearsightedness or weak abductors.

sigh mistcloaks are hard to draw.

Yeah, it's really fun. Mine's a bit tippy. (I fell first time in the water )VID_20190224_165942.mp4 "Oh, dang it." said Askaldar as he sunk to his knees. "I didn't even get a cookie!" I wasn't sure what ElendVenture looked like. I bet I got pretty close.

We just got a whole lot of rain. We had a shed turn into an island. I think we could of gone kayaking around the bike trail.

Pros and Cons pros It's really fun. It looks cool. It adds an element of the characters that you don't get with just words cons It takes a loooooong time. Does anyone know how long a normal duel lasts? I don't have a comparison but I still think this would be longer. It's really easy to godmod. I HATE it when people godmod. And I godmoded!!!!!!!! I'm still mad with myself about this. You can't hear what your character is thinking. All in all, this is pretty cool. I think it's as good as normal dueling if only slightly selective since some people could be self-conscious about their drawing. Reply coming soon. Just a few minutes or so. @I think I am here.

Okay. Last cycle I had aluminum and brass.

How many Aluminum medals are there in all right now?

Once you USE a medallion is it gone?

I keep checking to make sure I have aluminum but I definitely have aluminum. Or at least I did, I'm not sure if you lose your medals in the night. I did not use aluminum, but I had/have it. Okay yeah I had aluminum but not anymore according to the moderator person. I am not revealing all of my medals (unless there is a vote for a call out) but I do have electrum.

It's all apart of the plan.