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    FT was starting to fear the situation was getting out of hand.
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    Granted. However, your relative time will still be the same. Everyone else would see you finish in five minutes, but you would still feel the hours. Your bane is that you cannot control when you burn bendalloy, it would burn randomly not allowing you to do anything significant with it. Also, there is a slight possibility that you could get stuck in the bubble forever. I wish for the surge of abrasion as used by edgedancers.
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    Oh the cruelty.
  4. FatherTiempo
    FT cleared his throat, "It seems you have a problem."
  5. FatherTiempo
    AAHHHHHHHHHHHH My worst nightmare. Although, it would be a welcome addition to our homeland security.
  6. FatherTiempo
    FT perked up, he had just narrated spikes in the shoes Luna threw. He had thought SoT was going to take Rose along to.
  7. FatherTiempo
    Granted, but you have to major in Statistical Anthropology, with over 200 credit hours. After graduating the only job you are able to find is Neanderthal skull counting. I wish for Brandon Sanderson to become a Skybreaker.
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    "Hello A.C.," FT, the Shard of Narration said. "We've missed you."
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    Powerful
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    Shard
  11. FatherTiempo
    FT, the Shard of Narration, threw himself against ToS, in an effort to rewrite all previous narration that led to this point.
  12. FatherTiempo
    FT, realizing the conflict he had brought, slapped himself in the face. Truly, Truthless has gained a toothful serving of truth. FT gasped. The puns were effecting him as well.
  13. FatherTiempo
    Advance
  14. FatherTiempo
    FT gazed over all. He was: Narration. So, he narrated a cheese sandwich.
  15. FatherTiempo
    I missed the note at the bottom, and just spent thirty minutes browsing his wiki pages.
  16. FatherTiempo
    FT drew upon his chromium reserves, as per the prophetic words spoken on page 736 by ToS, and, luckily, became a cognitive shadow and escaped to a higher narration plane.
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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah BOING aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  18. FatherTiempo
    But Ark doubted the speed of FT's edit, and the necessary lag in his PC module. However, FT was not keen on fainting again.
  19. FatherTiempo
    FT rose, groggy. When he heard what had transpired from Delta Banana he fainted again.
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    Injury
  21. FatherTiempo
    Super Herdazian Artist Rabbit Document. HONORSPREN
  22. FatherTiempo
    FT stumbled into the room. He saw Truthless eating the banana, and promptly fainted.
  23. FatherTiempo
    FT rolled onto his back, catching the first of Truthless's propelling-bombs. Eyebrows singed, FT wished, not for the first time, he had been gifted with some sort of Investiture.
  24. FatherTiempo
    FT took in a deep relaxing breath. Then, his face smashed into the asphalt.
  25. FatherTiempo
    FT gasped for air, worsening his situation.
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