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    I decline the motion as well Nomic name: High Lord Squonky eggs=0
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    Thanks, I forgot about that. That would be an awesome Knack. But I don't know where Brandon Sanderson was going with this, so I was trying to keep away from using anything that would seem like a Talent. My original third Knack was ripping things, but that sounded too much like the breaking Talent.
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    "Hey!" FT, the Shard of Narration said, "That's my stuff!"
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    Can I add this character to Era 4? And this one? He's from Era 3 I think. And can I maybe add one other one? You know, just in case I think of another. Here's the link to the story from the world Thraskiss is from: https://brandonsanderson.com/category/full-short-stories/i-hate-dragons/ If you haven't read it--it's awesome!
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    She's a very versatile Elsecaller
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    Talking to myself. I walk around places and talk to myself, sometimes in different accents, and then I realize those people can actually hear me. EDit: the worst thing is that I often refer to myself as 'we're Yeah we're doing fine We won't be late We still have a few minutes We did a good job on that test All we have to do today is...
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    Whew, that was tough. I can fully appreciate everything you guys go through to put these out now. Edit: I accidentally found it when I was looking for a rhyme for incompetence.
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    Thinking of a rhyme for rutabaga. Hmmmmm.
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    Callsign: Squeaky
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    I need a Teflon coated suit.
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    When is the deadline for the second Roast?
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    PANCAKES!!!!!!!
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    Of you could, would you check out Dragonsteel from the BYU library?
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    "Come on Wes!" Cumbert Swishysword, terror of the fruit markets, shouted. "I've got thirty cookies riding on you. "
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    Every time.
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    All I have to say is all penguins now are dead on sight.
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    "Last time, on Mafia in the City, our contestant, FatherTiempo, who was tragically killed, was about to reveal his secret identity." FT paused. "CAN I TALK NOW?!" "Yes, go right ahead." "Okay, I was--" "And now for a commercial break." "STOP IT!" FT screamed. "Just kidding. Wow, you really don't have a sense of humor." FT glared at the shadowed speaker. "I was..."
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    " Okay. " FT said, sitting up, and wiping the blood from his flayed skin. He took a deep breath. " I....was..... " "And now for our commercial break: Do you have ever-present ringing in your ears? Do you have pains, aches, and irreplaceable comfort items in the shape of chimpanzees? Do you have lice? Well have no fear, we have the cure! ShardTape™ "The real wondertool!" "With ShardTape™ your aches and pains will go away, your bedbugs will take a nap, and your relationship problems will dissappear." "Really?" An excited audience member squeals. "No. We're lying! But ShardTape™ can do so much more. Watch it bind the mouth of a politican!" "OOOOOH" "Now, watch it hold back the force of a nuclear explosin! "AAAAAAH" "Now watch it being used in Neurosurgery." "Whoa." "Oh, perhaps we shouldn't have shown that on live televsion. Well, you heard it here folks: ShardTape™ "The real wondertool!" All purchases of ShardTape™ are final. ShardsForEveryone Inc. will not be held responsible for loss of life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, or chest hair. ShardsForEveryone Inc. is not held responsible for the creation of the previously mentioned either. ShardTape™ is not suitable for anyone under ten years of age. Do not expose ShardTape™ to newly sentient awakened entities in an inorganic host, Surgebinding, or fine-grain cedar. "Now, back to our show:" "...The person called...." "That's all the time we have for today, remember kids: ShardTape™ "The real wondertool!""
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    Well I'm gobsmacked.
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    FT cracks an eye from his prone position. "Am I dead yet?"
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    "If you will not believe a friend, then perhaps you will believe a martyr." FT said as the ropes cut into his flesh. "I give you proof through my sacrifice."
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    I wish for a fish, in a dish.
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    *recreates consultant using arcane magic from the nether void of darkened souls* *wins*
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