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Lunamor

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  1. Time for another knock knock joke: Knock knock.
  2. Narrator Lunamor, in her insatiable quest for power and infamy, barged into the cabin and bragged about having first posted on page 222. It was about taco fillings I got some heavy nostalgia reading through that section! She then revealed that she had secretly been maintaining a Ghanderflaffle sanctuary.
  3. That’s a good one Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
  4. Nope, although I’ve considered it a few times. TPBM is able to competently ice a cake.
  5. Jenny immediately hopped up and skipped over to where she assumed they were supposed to stand. Maybe Auntie Em could teach her a few tricks about carving. It wasn’t quite the same as sculpting, but it was pretty close. ”May I have a copy of the photo?”
  6. Roy’s speed triggered a sense of competitiveness in Jenny. Normally, she wouldn’t care much about something like eating speeds. But she couldn’t let Roy out-eat her. She doubled her efforts. Soon, she began to feel like her stomach was going to explode, so she finally quit eating. Jenny echoed Edgar’s thanks and noted that the milkshakes were delicious.
  7. Jenny grabbed a milkshake, then dipped her fries in it. Despite the inefficient method of eating, she finished the two items quickly. She then moved onto burgers. She slathered them with ketchup but decided that adding any other condiments would take too much time. It seemed like she had entered into an eating contest. Based on the sheer volume of food she was consuming, it was a wonder she was so slight of frame.
  8. This one’s so stupid: A fish swam into a wall
  9. Gotta get some airtime. I’m so good at sleeping that
  10. Jenny desperately hoped that Edgar would be able to understand why she liked him someday. She wanted to try and explain it to him, but in the middle of a gnome emporium, surrounded by people and waiting for food didn’t seem like the best time. Gift transformed into a ring with a section that could be spun. Impressively, the construction was so perfect that it was completely silent when spun. She played with it, waiting for Auntie Em.
  11. Jenny smiled too, continuing to spin the fidget. She made sure not to speak about Gift as if she was too familiar with it, heeding its warning that Edgar might be upset to find out it had been talking to her. “I’m pretty sure Gift can read minds, so it’d know best. It probably has a good sense of how I feel about you.” She bushed a little bit. She’d already said that she liked him, why was it still nerve racking to tell him? She diverted her gaze from his beautiful amber eyes back to the spinner.
  12. Jenny enthusiastically thought at Gift, grinning. Thank you! She also repeated her words aloud for Edgar. Jenny then began messing with it. The celestial bronze, metal of the gods themselves, had transformed into a fidget spinner. She spun it back and forth, occasionally balancing it on the tip of a finger and just watching it spin. It wasn’t quite a match for Sword, but it was still fantastic.
  13. “I don’t like doing nothing.” The time sensitive nature of their quest was beginning to sink in. The bus, their planned form of transportation, was gone, and here they were waiting for food. They hadn’t even decided what they were going to do after eating. Plus, Jenny had never been good at sitting still. She preferred to be doing at least something, and waiting like this made her anxious. Without her mind occupied, her thoughts were given free rein to wander into hazardous territory.
  14. Yay! Time for I’m afraid of speed bumps.
  15. Jenny waited rather impatiently, shifting her weight from one foot to the other as she stood there. She resisted the urge to pull out Sword and start messing with it. Drawing a weapon in the middle of a gnome emporium felt like a bad idea. They’d learned their lesson about that the previous day.
  16. I need a poster like that. This joke is particularly relevant to me: I tell dad jokes but I don’t have any kids.
  17. Boundless
  18. Granted. You invariably accidentally swallow any gum you try to chew. I wish for an unmeltable snowflake.
  19. Jenny admired the woman’s style. Her black-colored attire matched her own a bit. ”I like your outfit!” She glanced at Aaron, a little confused by his decision to wear plant sunglasses. Maybe Edgar had started a trend. She regretted not bringing any for herself. ”What’s your name?” It felt rude to eat someone’s food without learning their name first. She didn’t want to risk offending the person in charge of their meal. @RoyalBeeMage
  20. There’s a really cool (hehe) phenomenon in some areas of the Great Lakes that could be fun to have around permanently. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake-effect_snow And imo being away from water as a weakness feels like a restriction that would be inherent to water manipulation powers rather than a specific weakness.
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