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Lunamor

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  1. You forget to read me my rights, so I get released and the sandwich is returned to me.
  2. I’m ambivalent about them. I still get a little nervous during turbulence, though. Are you allergic to anything?
  3. Jenny hobbled over to the girl and held out a hand to help her up. She needed to be standing in case the cyclops tried to swipe at her. She decided to answer her question. If she could see the monster, then that meant she probably was a demigod. One who perhaps hadn’t yet realized that, based on her general lack of knowledge about celestial bronze weapons. ”My parents gave it to me. They are rare, but back at camp Halfblood, where we come from, there’s an armory of them. Your weapon isn’t made of the same material as ours, so it can’t damage the cyclops. Please stay back so it doesn’t hurt you.”
  4. Upon noticing the massive monster, Jenny drew Sword and took aim. She didn’t have the ability to do anything more than walk, so the cyclops would likely just squish her immediately if she got too close. She took a deep breath, then threw her knife at the monster. Unfortunately, the act of moving her arm this way sent a shock of agony through her side. She grunted in pain, and her dagger didn’t strike its intended target, the monster’s eye. Instead, it sailed downwards and embedded itself in its foot. It let out a bellow of pain, now becoming enraged. That would probably slow it down some, at least.
  5. Look, I made a bubble bath! Are you familiar with how goats faint?
  6. Said nearby citizen hands over the sandwich to me after I threaten to call the police because they’re pretty sure you just sold them something super illegal.
  7. The few surviving emus established
  8. Here’s a broken candy cane. I have an unused toothbrush.
  9. Granted. Nothing happens. I wish for some rhinestones.
  10. No, but now I want to. TPBM can surf.
  11. I get very competitive when it comes to Bingo. TPBM has found a shark tooth.
  12. We stopped in Helgen this morning, and I thought it was all over. Had us lined up to the headsman's block and ready to start chopping.
  13. Granted. You are forever haunted by the knowledge that it will never be as good as The Sandwich. I wish for geese to be nicer.
  14. @RoyalBeeMage
  15. *scrutinizes in Iroh* Granted. Somehow you always manage to attract piranhas whenever you enter a body of water. I wish to have a good singing voice.
  16. Jenny covered another smile. Aaron really was pretty adorable. She wandered over to him. He seemed to be oddly powerful for his age, so he was probably extra knowledgeable about Demeter stuff. Some of that information could be useful to have. ”Hey, Aaron? Can I ask you a question?”
  17. The song “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” was actually originally written about Chuck Norris.
  18. Startled
  19. I think I might’ve at one point, but I have long since forgotten. TPBM knows how to knit.
  20. I think it was Tears of the Kingdom. It’s an amazing game! What’s your favorite flavor of gum?
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