I originally posted these in The Last Post Wins. I don’t know if they count as jokes, but I will post them here anyways.
Marasi: Wayne, why are you wearing a bonnet?
Wayne: Because popsicles in space.
Marasi: ...What?
Wayne: Triceratops beats shark.
Kelsier: Say hello to my little friend!
Vin: Stop introducing me to people like that!
Kaladin: Lopen, what do you want to get for dinner?
Lopen: Chouta.
Kaladin: Are you sure? You have that every-
Lopen: Chouta.
Kaladin: But-
Lopen: Chouta.
*Kal and crew are flying to Kholinar*
Adolin: Are we there yet?
Kaladin: No.
Adolin: How about now?
Kaladin: No.
Adolin: How about... now?
*Kaladin ignores him*
Adolin: Kaladin? Kal? Kally? Kaladindin? Kaladin? Kal? Kal? Ka...
Kaladin: WHAT?!
Adolin: Are we there yet?
Kaladin: No!!! And if you ask one more time, I swear that as soon as we get back to Urithiru I will lash every last one of your fashion magazines all the way to Thaylenah!
*Adolin immediately quiets and doesn’t speak a word for the rest of the trip*