I would like to amend this rule.
HP spoilers ahead:
329. Never ignore the odd omens that foretell the coming of death unless they are a dog shaped Grimm. Then it’s probably just your crazy godfather.
Edit: Turns out this was my 3500th post!
Ben watched Jamie go, one of his seventeen questions dying on his lips. He sighed, then scribbled down everything she had said in his book. He then proceeded to flip back to his memorized page number and walked to his corner to read.
*kicks Idiot’s legs out from under him*
*catches win*
THIS WIN IS MINE MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*runs away while taunting everyone*
(Before we spiral into another descent of politeness)