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Lunamor

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  1. *castle explodes* Edit: 3600th post!
  2. He would forever have the body of a four year old.
  3. He aged backwards, so he was the only kid in his class with a beard.
  4. People crabs?
  5. Granted. You are now the most popular person in the history of the world. This is not without its issues, however. Now everyone stalks you everywhere you go, hoping to become your friend. After a while, you have accumulated enough friends that you have a constant stream of them following you. The crowd eventually grows to the size of Rhode Island, and all infrastructure collapses everywhere you go. Eventually, you accidentally feed one of them by tossing a bread crust from your sandwich over your shoulder, and they go into a frenzy. You are trampled in the chaos. I wish for a pet fox (they are adorable!)
  6. He had said, “Predictably, you are wearing yet another ugly outfit.” This angered Butt, who attempted to deck him. He saw this coming and ducked out of the way. Butt’s fist swung into a big red button that somehow neither of them had noticed, and a scroll bearing the prophecy of doom has fallen from the ceiling.
  7. By the power of copyright, I have the powerrrrrrrr!!! *lightning and explosions*
  8. He started every single sentence with “Predictably,”.
  9. This one is slightly less disturbing.
  10. He was his side kick. He had the power of...
  11. I am seeing Avengers Endgame today!!! Woot!!!!
  12. Explosion noises, Sue. That’s how we defeat the evil overlords. Explosion noises. Don’t you get it? Explosion noises, Sue!
  13. *explosion noises ensue*
  14. I am winning, I think. YOU GUYS I JUST HAD A REVELATION SAZED IS LIKE THE YODA OF MISTBORN (Except for maybe Spook)
  15. You are Sazed, I think.
  16. THE DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!! HAS RETURNED!!!!!! Wow. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!!!! is still in my spellcheck from the last time we kept on saying it. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!!!
  17. Cause most of their dog tag had been destroyed in a totally-not-magical explosion.
  18. I am the winner!!!
  19. Well I have an Arkspear, so there!
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