A lot.
Basically, Butt became aware of this thread and everyone is having a crisis. And now there is a love triangle with him, Star, and Narrator Pheonix.
*wins*
Aaaaaaand Lunamor goes for the traditional- some might even call it simple- approach, but boy is it effective. It’s going, going... goooooone!!!
Narrator Lunamor ran around in a circle far away from the action because posting anything of substance would bring the wrath of an entire thread down upon him.