Lunamor

...all the internet tells me is that that is from Housepets.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

You give an example of weird, then. Btw the hair was made of very thin strips of chicken. (Sorry, just had to finish it)

You asked!

*is fancy now* ?¿

Fiiiiiiiiiine. One sentence. The deep end of the block of hair filled with floating red single eyed orangutans that also have nine tentacles who are searching for bed bugs to lick.

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*shrugs*

AHHHHHHHHH

*disclaims*

*wins**wins**wins*

It was far too advanced. Edit: Ninja’d

Yay! *does manly Horneater victory dance* Edit: @I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, no, just weirder than anything previous.

Twenty seven and a half.

Ok, fine, I will give you a slightly weirder one. Seeing that spawned a screenplay in my mind called “Attack of the Winkers” in which everyone who winked accidentally sent a laser beam into their brain unless they were exactly 38.2 and there was an original massacre of people and those who were the right age could sent laser beams the opposite direction. This laser beams were specifically purple colored and couldn’t harm anything pink colored. The laser beam wielding people took over the Universe and there was a rebellion called the “blinkers” who were actually just turning signals but that was a major plot twist only revealed later in the movie.

*plosions*

You don’t wanna know.

That was on the less weird end. Like, hundreds of kilometers away.

It was a confusion powered stove that was awakened with the command “light when confused” and it was very empathetic so it felt the confusion of the pilot/farmer/spy. It was so confused, in fact, that it burnt the house down. *shrugs* I’ve tried reading stuff like that before, but I end up finishing it way too quickly.

*hasn’t read Calvin and Hobbes*

You see, the farmer was secretly a spy for the Liebrarians but was converted to the side of the Free Kingdoms using the power of an earthquake based magic system called tectoania and lighting the stove accidentally triggered his powers sending the tectonic plates moving which distracted the plane’s pilot who accidentally flew the plane into a very tall pine tree.

Especially when the trains crash into each other and some of the occupants get injured and then the police get called and someone gets sued big time.

(Unless you are in a Bendalloy bubble...)

Interesting sentence. *scribes it in brain using mindquill* *starts thinking of Peter Quill* *now has Hooked on a Feeling stuck in head* An example of what goes on in under a second in my brain. And that is definitely on the less weird end of the scale.