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Lunamor

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  1. But don’t worry, it’s still fundable!
  2. *points out that some may call it obscure due to how specific it is, but acknowledges that in some interpretations of the word it may not be considered obscure*
  3. Although he was just fine with reading Ancient Greek. *makes obscure reference*
  4. 340. If someone offers you a beverage, whether they be your butler, innkeeper, sibling, parent, or anyone else, do not drink it. You may pretend to drink it, but under no circumstances should you actually swallow anything. Chances are that they are either being mind controlled or are secretly evil and are trying to poison you.
  5. “Ok.” As they made their way over to the kitchen Ben managed to lean on Shana a little bit less, although he still couldn’t prevent his legs from wobbling.
  6. Also known as Manbat. Batman backwards sounds really ridiculous. Edit: I also just realized that Batman could mean someone who looks like/has the powers of a baseball bat and my brain broke.
  7. “Such a large order, he make take a while. Would you like to take a seat while I go get it ready?” Not waiting for a response, Lunamor ran into the kitchen and began wildly stacking differently tinted bottles of syrup.
  8. Made by the Great-But-No-Longer-Quite-So-Awesome-Due-To-Rather-Frequent-Spelling-Mistakes Bob Joetom.
  9. The poorly named language of the ghandercorns.
  10. Unfortunately, he misunderstood “Go get us some cheese” to mean “Insult my grandmother”.
  11. But this was a bad idea. It only angered the breadmo/unks, who decided to make Butt go get them some more cheese.
  12. Lunamor shuffled outside, carrying a piece of paper, a hammer, and a rather large amount of nails. He held the paper against the door and hammered it in place using about 50 nails. He knew that was probably far too many, but with all of the crazy events that had recently been taking place, he wasn’t taking any chances. On the paper was a jumble of stylized letters in uneven rows that said: Emotional Syrup has just arrived fresh from Nalthis! Order it today with our delicious waffles! Comes in 5 flavors- Sadness, Joy, Rage, Fear, and Boredom!* *Under no circumstances should you mix different types of syrup. Anyone caught attempting to do so will be promptly escorted from the premises. The Happy Inquisitor is not responsible for any ill side effects resulting in mixing of different types of syrups. You have been warned.
  13. He kept on trying anyways. A couple of broken teeth was nothing compared to the deliciousness of cheese.
  14. Granted, you get arrested for identity theft. *Nightwatcher hands you an apple pie* I wish for the ability to use all ten surges.
  15. He too wanted some delicious cheese. Oh, also vengeance too. But he was starting to think that cheese sounded a little better...
  16. But mostly cause it smelled very strongly of cheese, not cause he was in mortal danger.
  17. Are you sure that you don’t want to participate in the anarchy?
  18. “That’s what they all say!” he said, attempting to stab the breakmonk.
  19. “Hello, my name is Bready McMunkface,” he said, brandishing a six fingered sword. “You have killed my father. Prepare to die!”
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