Lunamor

Lunamor smiled at the fabrial-like man. “Great! So, what qualifications do you…” He heard a man dramatically speaking behind him. Something about a violation? The health inspector. ”You know what? Here’s an apron. I’ll fill you in later.” Lunamor shoved the article of clothing into the new hire’s arms and hurried over to the health inspector. He adjusted his apron and not-so-surreptitiously brushed off some oddly glowing crumbs. “Hello sir! I am Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor, welcome to The Happy Inquisitor. How can I help you today?”

“Wonderful. I will bring this drink soon.” Lunamor turned to head into the kitchen, but stopped and swiveled on his heel to face yet another new person. Had the Shin Saloon closed down and sent all of its customers and employees here? Well, Lunamor had little reason to complain. ”A job?” Lunamor looked him up and down. ”The Happy Inquisitor needs more waiters.”

Please tell me all about your pets, preferably with pictures! This is my cat, Dobby. He’s a Devon Rex and looks like he wants to kill you, but is really the sweetest cat ever. This my dog, Hagrid (as a puppy). He is a labradoodle that is also very sweet. The cat actually does want to kill him, though.

Also also off topic, but sometimes I regret my decision to follow sections of the website to see when new topics are posted. Pros: It helps me catch and report bots posting. Cons: Those bots post a lot. My notifications are unhappy. Edit: I just got around 140 spam notifications in 80 minutes. The power of three bots working together!

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Granted. It replaces Halloween completely. I wish for celery to not taste bad.

I ate Chick-Fil-A for breakfast, clearly a reference to Adolin.

Lunamor nodded to Ash, then shuffled over to the new customer. “The Metalborn Snap, he is very good for waking up. Do you want one?”

Wildly off topic, but this meme template is killing me and I have to use it. Someone: You won’t win this thread! Me:

I asked during the Spoiler Q&A if a kandra could eat a dragon. Answer was yes in human form, and it would turn into that scene from Elden Ring if attempted in regular dragon form.

Very fancy jack-o-lantern man, he is ready for next Halloween’s parties. Pumpkin disfigurement/10

Shallan: No apologize. Goats! Kaladin: Goats? Shallan: Yes. I is liking your goats. You will apology with goats.

SA Spoilers(?)

Savored(?)

‘Cause it’s funny.

Their screams harmonized into a few tortuous beats of the song that shall not be named.

Granted. Since the thirty-five seconds are minute, you only get 25 regular seconds. This breaks the flow of time and generates a black hole which destroys the solar system. I wish for some Twizzlers.

Neeeeevaaaaaar! My time is down!

Time to retake this thread!

A disembodied voice rang out. ”A Batman villain!”

“Ash. A fine name. My name is Lunamor.” She seemed to be at least a bit trustworthy. She hadn’t downed the entire drink in one go. “Let me know if you would like some more white.” He was loathe to pass up an opportunity for more spheres.

I keep losing power because of surges, clearly a reference to Stormlight.

Lunamor eyed her intensely, watching for any signs of devious intent. ”I appreciate the compliment. What is your name?” Lunamor was mildly concerned. A sleepless? Boiled? He had a new target to be suspicious of. “Is cremling stew acceptable?” @Ookla the Silver

Lunamor breathed a sigh of relief. He was not made to deal with three customers at once. He shuffled towards the kitchen, but smelled something awful. He sped in and found a horrific sight. There was a pot of stew charred beyond recognition! He had apparently left the burner on during his absence. He muttered an apology, and dumped it in the trash with a wince. He quickly made the simple stew and grabbed a bottle of cider and a bottle of white. The stew and cider he set to the side, as he couldn’t have his waiter eating on the job. He poured a tiny glass of white, and brought it out to the women dressed in white at a table. @Ookla-The-Stick