Lunamor

‘Twas indeed an intentional misinterpretation Granted. Your feet have teleported somewhere else without you, presumably a location where someone is placing red beryls next to them. I wish for a nice sweater.

He may also be a Bendalloy savant, granting him super speed.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, no. TPBM has owned/owns a bird.

He’s got half of that outfit.

I like platypuses with fedoras.

I make terrible puns until you give me the sandwich to get me to stop.

Granted. You are now allergic to the letter a. I wish for a pet axehound.

Don’t panic!

Gross

I used to be very active, not so much anymore. TPBM doesn’t like chocolate.

Granted. Now you can read books very quickly but cannot write. I wish for a never-ending roll of toilet paper.

Hideous

I have contributed to that venerated internet tradition. TPBM likes celery.

Caffeine doesn’t do to much to me either. Also, I found an amazing gif:

“…yes?” Eza was only more confused, now. Was Lum’s friend actually called Lucky or Leucine? Both? And why was she rhyming? It was probably rude to ask, and offending the person who was sheltering them from the law wasn’t the best of ideas. She’d have to ask Lum later. Eza glanced around at her surroundings. She didn’t recognize many of the little sculptures, but she at least knew what the dragons were. Odd that mythical creatures like them were apparently known on different planets- Lucky/Leucine didn’t seem to be Scadrian. She wandered over to a gold-painted dragon. Too matte for her tastes, but still pretty. Eza gently picked it up, admiring the finer details. Fierce, but also kinda cute. Like it would bite off your face but also need nose boops. ”I like your tiny statue things. Do you use them for your Dee and Dee? And what is Dee and Dee?”

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the chin. Today, its descendants are known as giraffes.

I can’t let you win for more than four hours, so here is some proof of that cat game’s cuteness.

Granted. Now everyone will only refer to you as “you-know-who”. I wish for a higher quality phone camera.

I get Hoid to seduce the dragon and steal the sandwich while it is distracted.

The only longish thing I’ve ever finished is the extended version of The Girl Who Looked Up. I’ve spent years since writing down ideas for a novel in my Notes app and writing chunks of it. Slowly making progress, though!

*European I don’t know th- aaaaaaaahhh!

WHAT is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

We’ve gotta quit Adolin’ around and make some more puns!

Gotta love watchin’ those truths, am I right?