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  1. Lunamor
    Gets a sister. Inserts a coconut.
  2. Lunamor
    Granted. California now has completely run out of water. I wish for tigers to be able to change their stripes.
  3. Lunamor
    Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
  4. Lunamor
    Another joke since it’s been more than a day since anyone last posted. I’m afraid for my calendar.
  5. Lunamor
    It’d be called Why Did We Do This and it would play “music”. Calling it anything more would be a stretch. (I used to play piano and cello but it’s been years) Do you like snakes?
  6. Lunamor
    Yup. She’s currently midway through RoW but is also trying to finish another book at the same time. TPBM knows the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.
  7. Lunamor
    is guarded by fierce emus.
  8. Lunamor
    Thank you!
  9. Lunamor
    Chuck Norris’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd because nobody fools Chuck Norris.
  10. Lunamor
    There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’s beard. There is only another fist.
  11. Lunamor
    Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.
  12. Lunamor
    I like dad jokes way too much… perhaps I’m secretly a father somehow??? () I have an inferiority complex.
  13. Lunamor
    Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
  14. Lunamor
    Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
  15. Lunamor
    Yup. I blame my poor posture. TPBM wanted to be a veterinarian when they were little.
  16. Lunamor
    When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
  17. Lunamor
    Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes.
  18. Lunamor
    Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
  19. Lunamor
    I use a homebrewed spell called Anti-Antimagic Field to cancel it out (totally not cheating).
  20. Lunamor
    Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
  21. Lunamor
    That you, Teal’c?
  22. Lunamor
    what caused his constant sleepiness.
  23. Lunamor
    I use Transport Via Plants to chase after them, using some very conveniently placed trees.
  24. Lunamor
    Have an alligator clip. I have a sun hat.
  25. Lunamor
    I’m too lazy to deal with them. TPBM has eaten a bug.
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