Lunamor

Mistake it for a regular bug and panic. WWYDIYF a single goldfish cracker in your pocket?

New goal. Also, this joke hurts: What do you call a cold puppy?

Do I smell an Exploding Kittens reference? Nopestradamus speaks the truth, which is that the sandwich belongs to me. This causes the universe to teleport the sandwich into my hands.

Jenny suddenly realized that she was mentally exhausted. The beginning of the Grey Sisters’ ride had been very unpleasant and taxing, and being in a city felt like it was wearing her out. ”Please keep an eye out for monsters.” She then rested her head on Edgar’s shoulder and closed her eyes. She hoped he’d be alright with that. Normally she’d never shut her eyes in a situation like this, but Edgar’s arm around her shoulders made her feel safe.

Edgar’s words were somewhat comforting, but not enough to get rid of the uneasiness in her stomach. The monsters weren’t the only thing that was stressing her out, either. Sitting in a crowd of regular strangers made Jenny anxious. Back at camp, she at least had a vague idea of who everyone was and how they would treat her. She didn’t know most of the people on this bus. What if they thought she was a terrible person? What if they figured out she was a bringer of death? What would they do if they found that out? Logically, Jenny knew that that line of thinking made no sense. There was no way for them to tell that, and their reactions probably wouldn’t harm her. But that perspective had been ingrained in her for so long that she remained on the edge of freaking out. She pulled out the earplugs that Edgar had given her. She stuck them in her ears, drowning out the noise of indistinct conversations and the running bus engine. It helped, at least a little bit. Things were slightly less overwhelming now.

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

“I can definitely understand that. I’ve never been in a big city before. My mom and I normally lived away from people when we could, since they tended to try and drive us away. They didn’t know we were associated with Hades- they couldn’t know- but we still freaked them out. When I was alone, I was too scared to be near cities because I thought that monsters would hide among the people there.” She looked out the window, watching the cars drive down busy streets and strangers hurrying down the sidewalks. ”It’s pretty overwhelming right now, actually.” She’d been too distracted to notice just how crowded everything was. Monsters could hide anywhere. ”I don’t understand how things are supposed to work here.” She was embarrassed to admit it all, but this was Edgar. He wouldn’t judge her.

Chuck Norris refers to himself in the fourth person.

I use the power of “no u” to reflect his kick back at him and take the sandwich.

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

I say “neener-neener” and steal the sandwich while you are busy being indignant.

Unsuccessfully try to pull it out, then decide to use it like a club instead. WWYDIYF a live grenade in your pocket?

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

Heck yeah! How do you feel about blue cheese?

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

This is a pretty good joke: How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?

Jenny got on the bus, walking right past the driver. The driver had to remind her that she was supposed to show him her ticket, which was a bit embarrassing. She then sat down, making sure there was an empty seat next to her.

Jenny blushed too. Edgar thought she was pretty? She supposed that made sense, with him confirming that he liked her romantically. But still, she hadn’t realized that it was possible for someone to think that she of all people was pretty. Jenny whispered to him. “Thank you! I think you’re really handsome.” She was stammering a bit. ”We should get on the bus.”

Shadowfax shows me the meaning of haste and I nab the sandwich as I pass by you.

It’s cause y’all know any attempts to defeat me will ultimately prove futile.

“Sure!” Edgar hadn’t quit smiling. Did that mean he was as happy as she was? She really hoped that was the case.

Jenny squeezed his hand back, immediately becoming distracted again. Paying attention was not something Jenny was naturally skilled in. She needed to focus on the quest, on figuring out the bus situation, but that was rather difficult in the moment. It was a nice problem to have, though.

Thankfully the group seemed to have heard her. They’d listened to her, too. Soon, the two managed to catch up to the rest of the group. Jenny waved at them with her free hand. @RoyalBeeMage @Scars of Hathsin @The Clarinetist @.....

“Same.” She smiled back. Her getting hurt was definitely worth it. It was a nice way of looking at things. Edgar had been in danger, though. She hadn’t been sure if he was going to make it. Remembering that made her face look sorrowful for a brief moment. Hopefully he wouldn’t jeopardize himself like that for her again.