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Zephrun’s Imperium

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  1. The Breadmunks knew that Kelsier probably wouldn't come to their aid again unlike some idiots on Scadrial. Though he was forever remembered in their history as "The Scarred One." Thus, the Breadmunks decided. They would rule the world! Never again would they have to be crushed underfoot by ghanderflaffle or any other creature!
  2. Kelsier smiled. "I suppose my work here is done." But as he walked away, the Breadmunks knelt at his feet. "Thank you for saving us!" they cried. Well crap, Kelsier thought.
  3. Marsh knew he had to do something about these ghanderflaffles! No one else seemed to care!
  4. Bold it, quick! Kelsier just had to draw attention to himself again. From far away, Marsh shook his head.
  5. Deal with that, ghanderflaffle overlord! Kelsier was mildly amused.
  6. Few. That's the opposite of plentiful! New word! Graceful
  7. The Survivorist ghanderflaffles took offence at this.
  8. Their leaders were sentenced to death by slappage!
  9. The ghanderflaffles overtook the Breadmunks. Everything was falling into place.
  10. Everything pointed to this one phrase. The prophecies even swore that one day the Last Posters would bow before the Breadmunk King.
  11. He still couldn't fit through the door. Butt may have been a Shard (maybe?) but he still wasn't all that bright.
  12. Shard of Thought pointed out that 5 pages ago, we were discussing Butt's infiltration of The Last Post thread.
  13. And as everyone knows, stars taste delicious. If you're also a star that is. They're known for being cannibalistic.
  14. I thought the awkward way he greeted Marasi was adorable.
  15. Hello and welcome to the Shard! What's your favorite magic system and which Knight Radiant order do you think you best fit into?
  16. YAY! Good job! The ending is pretty storming epic, huh?
  17. This morning I said, "I'm a spren!" and then I tripped over something. The Stormfather is after me! You know you're a Sanderfan when the Stormfather is after you!
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