Zephrun’s Imperium

You will never win! The Longest Thread was here before you and shall outlast you, weathering the storms and staying forever! You can steal their tropes and try to ferry away their dignity but you shall never steal the crown!

That's a feat. Good job. My dad read all of them. It took him forever and it put off his reading of OB. I had to keep my mouth shut for months! Not fun.

Really? That's sad. I was in orchestra for 2 years playing violin, but I had to quit because I'm a super busy person. I stayed with band. I loved orchestra though. We're like a family. I like band because of the music we play. Plus the teacher is amazing.

What else would they look like? The discrepancy made Tom Joebob mad again.

You should just be able to delete them. I've never had that problem, but I guess sometimes it doesn't work? IDK. Also, I thought your answer about Kell/Kaladin was interesting. I think a lot of people would talk about you know atium/stormlight problems, but you went right to the psychological, which I can appreciate.

A lot of people thought he was insane, but he was just really mad all the time. That's why he created the handerfles. Obviously.

They were created in a lab by...

Yeah, you're probably right. Their slogan was, "There, Thier, and They're; Their's a Difference."

You guys, there might be trouble. The Last Posters are starting a story on their thread.

I had a dream that Kelsier taught me how to use iron and steel once. Falling was scary, but he always caught me. Best. Dream. Ever.

Well, hey, maybe this will make you feel better.

Are you saying you haven't checked out the Longest Thread? Holy Kelsier, you need to do that! It's amazing.

You guys are the best. I'm re-reading Warbreaker. This is awesome.

But... Okay, would it have been better if he'd have died? Seriously. I mean, I love Marsh more than is probably normal or even okay, but maybe what he really needs is release. I've been overthinking this the last 4 hours between homework. It's really sad that he had to suffer through the burning of his planet (picturing this makes me cringe; I have an overactive imagination) only to live to do... what? We don't really know yet. For all we know, he's just sitting around doing practically nothing. If I were him, I'd be pretty angry at life. I was really surprised when he showed up at the end of AoL because I figured he'd have just pulled his linchpin and been done with it. I mean, why not, he's got every reason to do it. I was really proud of him that he didn't but still. I think he and Kell have that in common. They'll always push through whatever comes their way, defying all odds. (When life gives you lemons, punch your way to immortality!) But Marsh does it better. Like he does everything. And he gets absolutely nothing for it. Nothing but a whole lot of pain. And I know Brandon has said that he's relatively happy, I just... I think its extremely unfair that he's been kept alive for so long.

CLARINETS UNITE! I love band.

EVIL!

Suddenly, Breadmunks.

It was like Vi, Vin, and Vinaya something. It was cool. I really regret throwing it away.

'Tis true. But then, why would he speak in Kelsier's voice? He's pretty convincing...

Ha, ha! He's been doing that for a while. I don't mind. I just have to be careful not to let him persuade me to kill anyone.

Huh. Interesting. I've loved him since the moment he started stuffing cupcakes in his mouth in book one, but SH nailed him in my heart like a spike. Cool!

Whoop, whoop! Kell's my favorite too. (Yes, you spelled it right.) Which Knight Radiant Order do you think you'd best fit into?

Yeah. Mistborn is great. It's cool how human everyone is. People want to survive and be happy. That's really all its about, made interesting with some sweet magic systems. That... that's terrible. AGH! Marsh deserves better. He just does. That man has been through far more than anyone should and I just... the unfairness physically hurts me.

Well, we're happy to have you! Welcome! Who's your favorite character and what Sanderson books have you read?

Zeoy shrugged. "Alright then."