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Zephrun’s Imperium

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  1. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Oh.... Alright then! The Longest Threadians arose from the hilltop bedecked in Shardplate, Butt Venture at their head.
  2. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Far away, Butt Venture turned his head. He knew that voice...
  3. Zephrun’s Imperium
    *blank stare* - Marsh
  4. Zephrun’s Imperium
    What the storms?! How?! Teach us your ways, turtle master!
  5. Zephrun’s Imperium
    How do people even do that? Another of my friends finished WoK in less than a week. I wonder how closely they're even reading.
  6. Zephrun’s Imperium
    I have a friend like that. One day she was halfway done with the first book of a series and the next day she was on the third one.
  7. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Kelsier realized then that he didn't know what the point of stealing it had been. He was just really bored. And those ghosts still wouldn't leave him alone!
  8. Zephrun’s Imperium
    But Kelsier was confident in his ability to Kelsier.
  9. Zephrun’s Imperium
    SoS is nice 'cause it goes deeper into Scadrial lore and magics.
  10. Zephrun’s Imperium
    You mean like your inner circle? 'Cause all of us are supporting The Longest Thread, I think.
  11. Zephrun’s Imperium
    In the background, Kelsier was thrilled that no one had noticed him sneaking into Elantris.
  12. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Because despite it all, he really respected that odd white haired man.
  13. Zephrun’s Imperium
    He had a spare pair of pants when they fell off earlier. He's wearing those pants at the moment. He was grateful. He really loved those pants.
  14. Zephrun’s Imperium
    ... waffles were now being sold for 1/2 off at The Happy Inquisitor! One time offer folks, get 'em while they're hot!
  15. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Kelsier decided that this fight just wasn't worth his time, so he tripped Butt and ran off, chasing after the blue glow. He still hadn't discovered that it was called stormlight. He really had no place on Roshar, but no one was willing to tell him that.
  16. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Narrator Shard of Thought groaned.
  17. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Yes! Good job DoomStick! This'll be interesting... Kelsier wanted to refuse as he saw Butt beneath him, but his pride wouldn't let him. He shrugged. "Okay."
  18. Zephrun’s Imperium
    I started this last night and now I'm sitting in math class watching the dominos still falling.
  19. Zephrun’s Imperium
    I can't believe this is still going.
  20. Zephrun’s Imperium
    But then he remembered that he had eaten them a few pages ago. Jasnah and the redhead were still game though.
  21. Zephrun’s Imperium
    He wanted to get all those glowy people from earlier on his side. Somehow. Somehow he would do it.
  22. Zephrun’s Imperium
    "Hey, aren't you that guy who-" Kelsier clamped a hand over her mouth. "Not now!"
  23. Zephrun’s Imperium
    Being a Shade and, you know, the Survivor, Kelsier also survived the Brandy Bottle Massacre.
  24. Zephrun’s Imperium
    And I'm tired. Good night all!
  25. Zephrun’s Imperium
    I am a Drifter, a miscreant. The flame's last breath made of smoke at its passing.
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