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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Kelsier heard word of the Werecult and was jealous about the attention that the wererat was getting.- 111832 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
And only on Friday.- 111832 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
By this time, it was consuming more food than the cult could provide.- 111832 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
In fact, it didn't ever stop. The wererat never suffered death. It lived on. Eternally.- 111832 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
And then to the size of a small car. It was now dangerously obese.- 111832 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
This caused the wererat to grow. A lot.- 111832 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
There arose a cult around the wererat.- 111832 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
It became a zombie wererat.- 111832 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
A fierce battle ensued.- 111832 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
It attracted many pandas.- 111832 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Before it bumped into a big bad banana and went BANG.- 111832 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Bob borrowed the bomb bamboo and bound it to a balloon.- 111832 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to BringerofShadows's topic in Roleplaying
"You lie," Ember said frankly. She dug around in Heather's mind for a moment. The bow had been what set her off. Heather felt unworthy. Ember squared her shoulders, feeling defensive. “Why shouldn’t I bow?" she asked. "Star is my master and my queen and you, her adopted daughter, are my princess. I am a servant, Heather. I am not even human, I am an object, made to serve and to protect. It is my purpose in life to kneel before those who know better than I. And even if my master did not care for you deeply in the way she so obviously does, I would still bow. Because you are a beautifully complex, kind, and emotional individual who has, for some reason, decided to care for me. Again, I say, why shouldn’t I bow? It is the only way I can return to you what you have given me.” She folded her arms. "I have felt unable to fulfill my Directive as of late. That is what I was trying to tell you earlier. But that Directive is who I am and trying to get me to fill a different role would be uncomfortable and wrong. It would go against my nature. I have tried to fill the role of being your friend. But I... I cannot do that. Not the way I can protect and serve. Just look at me!" Ember held up her metal hands. "I am not safe for you. I am not kind, I am not warm, I am not friendly. But I can destroy. I can keep you safe. It is what I am good at. It is my very nature. Please. Let me do it. Let me bow." @xinoehp512 @BringerofShadows -
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Because everyone else was dead.- 111832 replies
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It was so majestic that those viewing it fainted.- 111832 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Everyone, that is, except...- 111832 replies
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And they were LIKE THE WIND!- 111832 replies
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The thieves were ninjas.- 111832 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The hair was then used by birds to build nests.- 111832 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to BringerofShadows's topic in Roleplaying
“Good.” Star raised a mischievous eyebrow and leaned back in her chair, crossing her legs. “So, then. When can I expect a date with you?” -
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Because he had taken Tom's black serum.- 111832 replies
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“Absolutely!” Zeoy opened the cooler below her, taking out one pitcher (out of many) of lemonade. She grabbed a glass and poured some of the drink in, along with some ice cubes, sliding it forward on the counter. “There ya go, sugar.”
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It smelled like embalming fluid.- 111832 replies
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Zephrun’s Imperium replied to BringerofShadows's topic in Roleplaying
Ember raised her head and furrowed her brow in pure confusion, watching her leave. She blinked. "What... What did I... Heather?" The Destroyer stood, following. "Did I do something wrong?" she asked softly.
