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Zephrun’s Imperium

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    The members of the Council of Rocks were all sedimentary.
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    Its friends were pumice.
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    And the rest of the time, taken for marble.
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    Years later, those pieces would bury into the earth and begin to grow as the seeds of a great tree.
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    The rock was a pebble. Edit: Hard core ninja'd
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    YKYASW you're doing yoga and the lady in the video starts talking about how your breath is your energy and you just smirk.
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    Yeah, I can do one okay.
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    Canon posts are in bold, non canon things (like this) are not in bold. Literally just take the story in any direction that you want. It's basically just a giant ad-libbed story.
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    Zeoy breathed out her nose. "Ah, storm it," she cursed. "Ah, well." She ducked back out of the kitchen. "I'll have to put some good fruit on the list for the next foods shipment... But let's see what I have to work with." Zeoy threw open the back cabinet. It was filled with many bottles of various sizes, holding liquids of various colors. Some glowed, some had condensation on the outside of the container, some were tall, some were short. Every manner of substance you could possibly need as a drinkmaster, Zeoy held in this space. She ran her eyes over the bottles searching for- "Aha!" She grabbed a small pink vial. "Strawberry extract!" The short bartender scurried to the counter - picking up a tall glass on the way - and poured some of the waiting lemonade into the cup. With one hand, she opened the vial she'd selected and with the other, she pulled out a spoon from a drawer below her. After putting a few drops of the stuff into the cup, she stirred with a practiced hand, making the yellow liquid turn pinkish. "Now to spice things up a bit." Zeoy ran back to the cabinet, replacing the small vial for a second container. When she popped the cap, smoke rose from it. It had no smell and actually - as Zeoy knew - offtered quite little in the way of taste, but it was just the thing to make a drink pop a bit more. She tipped the container towards the cup and gave it a bit of a pat, three small crystal-like pebbles falling into the cup. The drink immediately began to bubble. "Ah, that's the stuff! One pink, sparking lemonade, as strawberry as I can make it!" @AonEne
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    Zeoy pulled open the mini fridge underneath the counter and took out one of the pitchers of lemonade. "Let's see..." she muttered. "What do I have to work with?" After rummaging around in some cupboards and drawers (and shaking her head at everything she saw) she ended up pulling out an old food processor. "Huh. That'll have to do, I suppose." It looked to be in fairly good condition, at least. She set it on the back counter and poked her head into the kitchen. "'Ey, Luna, what kinda fruits do we have stored back there?" @Lunamor
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    “Strawberry lemonade?” Zeoy scratched her head. “I don’t reckon I’ve served that before. If ya give me a few minutes I can see what I can shake up, that sound good?”
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    *hugs* I totally understand being used by a friend you thought was really good to you. It hurts. It really, really hurts. I also understand being the third wheel. That's never a good feeling. But believing that nobody likes you is a mistake. I don't know your life, I can't point you to exactly who, but I can promise you with pretty stone hard certainty that there are plenty of people who really care for you with all they have. And I'm so glad you have the Shard as an out for that. This place really is exceptional.
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    Literally, so relatable.
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    *hugs* I’m sorry, Jay. Things are certainly really weird right now, aren’t they?
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    The reality was far more sinister.
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    It was considered a delicacy in most countries.
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    The hungry with lots of cash.
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    And gave it to the hungry.
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    And it was very evil.
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    *gasp*
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    He was told to lose some weight.
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    It was however, rather old. His wererat carcass was beginning to rot.
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    And the obese wererat found himself dead.
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    Well, whatever he did worked. But just before all the members of the cult were bowing to their leader, Jasnah barged in and smacked her husband on the head. "NO CULTS!" she said. She dragged him out by the ear.
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    But it was a trap.
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