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  1. Jaywalk
    The Watcher Knights are stupid and I hate them and they’re really hard and oh WHYYYYYYY CAN I NOT BEAT THEM UGGGGGGG. So, yeah. Those are my thoughts at this point in time.
  2. Jaywalk
    I love all the Xenoblade games, but 2 is my least favorite because of the little quirks they added. I don’t love the Blade gacha system, don’t love Merc Missions, and other little stuff like that. The battle system, though most called it a more refined version of 1 and X, kind of got boring to me after a while. It’s a good game, but it’s certainly not perfect(I’m mainly there for the story anyway).
  3. Jaywalk
    *Against the loot boxes.
  4. Jaywalk
    And eventually they became zucchini.
  5. Jaywalk
    Picky children hated it.
  6. Jaywalk
    Because the goats had diseases.
  7. Jaywalk
    Except against the UFO party.
  8. Jaywalk
    As well as political debate.
  9. Jaywalk
    But it was also scary.
  10. Jaywalk
    He'd hit puberty.
  11. Jaywalk
    But something was happening to Trewee...
  12. Jaywalk
    Trewee was promptly punched in the face.
  13. Jaywalk
    Fruit punch, to be specific. He handed Xinoehp a Caprisun.
  14. Jaywalk
    “One of those ‘side’ lines, I believe,” Jaywalk commented. “I can’t be sure exactly.”
  15. Jaywalk
    The breadmunk pointed to a portal to the underworld. “Down there.”
  16. Jaywalk
    *mumble mumble* was a metaphor for...
  17. Jaywalk
    Fredley was the breadmunk’s name.
  18. Jaywalk
    “The Half Life games were excellent,” Jaywalk said. “But that’s none of my business. Carry on.”
  19. Jaywalk
    The forest became infected.
  20. Jaywalk
    Started Book 1 of Lightbringer, The Black Prism, the other day. I’m loving it so far.
  21. Jaywalk
    When he saw Stick approaching with a chainsaw, Sir Simple McTreeton was very afraid.
  22. Jaywalk
    But in all reality, it was just a simple tree, living a simple life, with his simple tree family.
  23. Jaywalk
    Smashed tater tots.
  24. Jaywalk
    Stick was wearing his Vote for Pedro shirt.
  25. Jaywalk
    And pine trees.
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