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  1. Jaywalk
    Was what would have been said had someone cared enough to say it.
  2. Jaywalk
    Jaywalk, Bozo, and the company returned through the portal with bags of treasure. ”There’s plenty more where that came from,” Bozo said. “Just go on through.”
  3. Jaywalk
    Xinoehp and SoT (and Trewee)
    That’s awesome. Nice work!
  4. Jaywalk
    The mage stepped forward, mumbling a spell. ”It’s hidden from your eyes,” Jaywalk said. “The void hosts many a portal, but most lead to dangerous places where no man would dare travel.” A blue bolt shot forth from the mage’s fingers, spearing a book and shooting into the wall. The wood began to swirl, changing colors, and revealed a second portal, to another dimension. It showed rolling green hills and a straight path leading over them. Smoke curled into the air behind the hill. Jaywalk smiled. “After you.”
  5. Jaywalk
    “Adventure indeed, Xino, my friend,” Jaywalk said. “Would you like to join our company of travelers?” A portal opened behind him, and three people stepped through—a young girl dressed in armor, a reptilian man with dual blades, and a tall woman in mage’s clothing.
  6. Jaywalk
    Bozo stared at Little Bear. “Who the—[redacted for vulgarity]—are you?” He wasn’t used to seeing new faces.
  7. Jaywalk
    “Thank you, minions. JAY!” ”Hm?” ”I’m bored.” ”Very well. I think it’s time for an adventure.
  8. Jaywalk
    Because that was the way Bozo liked it. “More shrimp as well.”
  9. Jaywalk
    Oh, it wasn’t a typo. I just twisted your words, and made a monster. ”Butler!” Bozo called. “Bring me more of our finest wine.”
  10. Jaywalk
    My friends, Bozo’s just getting started.
  11. Jaywalk
    Bozo lounged in a hot tub, drinking fine wine. “Better to enjoy life while Havel’s gone,” he said. Jaywalk merely brooded on his throne. The void had become stable, and there was no need to mess things up again. Better to watch, and contemplate from afar.
  12. Jaywalk
    It definitely did. “The allure of plot is near irresistible,” Jaywalk said, tapping his fingers on his throne.
  13. Jaywalk
    Insanity insued.
  14. Jaywalk
    Who was not to be confused with his second cousin.
  15. Jaywalk
    Butt had a new mission.
  16. Jaywalk
    He’d left them in Universe Pentagon, however.
  17. Jaywalk
    Nobody set off to destroy the rainbow squirrels, saber in hand.
  18. Jaywalk
    Human sacrifice was a common practice in her cult.
  19. Jaywalk
    No one quite knew where she was, but there were rumors.
  20. Jaywalk
    Bozo applauded Stick’s pun.
  21. Jaywalk
    That’s amazing!
  22. Jaywalk
    “Owasa!” was their favorite exclamation.
  23. Jaywalk
    Agent S's archnemesis was...
  24. Jaywalk
    I’m up to The Hollow Knight right now!
  25. Jaywalk
    But Jaywalk and Bozo popped out of the void and slapped Luna in unison.
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