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  1. Jaywalk
    Revealing his actual face, which he used when he was swimsuit modeling on the side.
  2. Jaywalk
    It’s amazing! *after playing Unfinished Battle, the orchestra starts into the day theme of Frontier Village*
  3. Jaywalk
    Granted. You now smell like fish, and a pit bull is now permanently connected by a leash to your ankle. I wish for a free sandwich.
  4. Jaywalk
    Idiotic.
  5. Jaywalk
    They swarmed the mayor, pecking at his fishface.
  6. Jaywalk
    Mayhem didn’t want to cause mayhem, but people expected it of him because of his name.
  7. Jaywalk
    YES.
  8. Jaywalk
    So they hired someone to investigate.
  9. Jaywalk
    *commands massive orchestra in a rendition of the Xenoblade Chronicles main theme* Listen to it, y’all.
  10. Jaywalk
    The mayor of the city had some serious fishface.
  11. Jaywalk
    Broken faces were common, and as such its inhabitants were quite disfigured.
  12. Jaywalk
    The Indian caterpillar grew an inch.
  13. Jaywalk
    By his partner in crime.
  14. Jaywalk
    Who had been determined to expose the oracles’ corrupt ways.
  15. Jaywalk
    Which was contrary to one of their prophesies.
  16. Jaywalk
    Due to the lack of bold in the previous posts, the oracles decided to eat a whale.
  17. Jaywalk
    Which also had been prophesied by the oracles.
  18. Jaywalk
    Chosen One cursed.
  19. Jaywalk
    And he broke the Laws of Physics.
  20. Jaywalk
    Laws of Physics.
  21. Jaywalk
    He wasn’t very fond of prophesies himself.
  22. Jaywalk
    And his name was Chosen One. His parents weren’t very creative.
  23. Jaywalk
    Proclaimed the Deadmunk Overlord.
  24. Jaywalk
    I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO EXCITED!
  25. Jaywalk
    For the secret organization of the Yay had infiltrated Breadmunk society and was continuing to spread.
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