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Jaywalk

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  1. For littering, because a candy bar wrapper had fallen out of his pocket when he tripped.
  2. WOOOOOOOOO!!!! And for those who are single, never fear. Singles Awareness Day is February 15th!
  3. The rabbit stopped, looking directly at Truthless.
  4. “Tell me, how is taking life worthwhile?”
  5. “The universes are infinite,” Author Void explained. “Your mission is pointless.”
  6. (If only I had the money...)
  7. A lovely ballad to an audience of ghanderflaffles.
  8. Such things were common under the potassium rule of...
  9. Finished my Crimson Flower run a couple weeks ago, and I have to say, I greatly preferred Verdant Wind. Well, onto Blue Lions!
  10. Subject was 22 seconds pre-allergy attack.
  11. The butchers were furious at all their meat being stolen.
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