Arith Matic

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when you check brandon's website every hour to see if he made any progress in the stormlight 4&5 outlining

great. That makes me feel much better.

great. That makes me feel much better. The Nightwatcher grants you your wish and hands you a Cosmerebook light, one of the lightest laptops in all of the universe! Unfortunately that also means it is lighter that air, and generally acts as a physics paradox. Oh, and it flies away. I wish that people stop naming my very extensive MegaConstrux™ collection Lego (shut up they are more realistic and are much more able to be posed than Lego).

I can do that. this is too easy. no homework double the classwork. I wish that I could do this: But not inside a steel box suspended 10 miles in the air with only a small planter and some wheat seeds for food. There is an incessant drip in the ceiling to provide water and only a Cryptic for company.

The Nightwatcher thinks for a moment and says: " life skills huh. I can respect that" "But, technically I have to give you a bane, sooo..." And then the Nightwatcher gave you the bane: "you know what, I'll help you start out" The Nightwatcher says, a wicked smile curling across her face. then, in, a lifetimes supply of fertilizer and shovels come tumbling into a massive pile behind you. I wish that I was able to do this:

Wish granted! As you start translating the books into Persian, you realize that this sort of thing takes a very long time. In all, it took you about a year publish and translate all of the manuscripts. One day, you get a letter in the mail. A cease and desist, from Dragonsteel LLC, and that, is your bane. I wish that I could change the color of candy canes by looking at them.

instant noodles come woe for they are far from now write faster, Brandon

Granted. The Nightwatcher says to you "Have you watched any Monty Python?", And you stand there, puzzled. Then (If you have watched The Holy Grail), It hits you. There, in the clearing stands the killer rabbit of Caerbannog, right there. The nightwatcher says "Looks like you have done a really big oopsie. Now I better go. I don't want to see this." At the snap of her fingers the Nightwatcher disappears, leaving you with the killer rabbit alone, You run for your life, and you are forced into a life of hiding. I wish for a regular book, and not a magic one. Doesn't have to be a good book. Just a book.

Amen

Invent a computer Play chess with Harmony Eat a horse Find and draw a Chasmfiend Forward research efforts on instant noodles in Scadrial

Denth

Weird Al can't die, he consumes the souls of the celebrities he parodies to stay alive forever. The Nightwatcher sighs, and says to you "can't squadfam. Technically he got you with the okay symbol in the profile picture, so your wish is useless, try again" So essentially, your boon is that you don't get a bane, and your bane is that you don't get a boon. I wish that @Rekrulmurof Eht would try again.

The nightwatcher shakes her head, sighs, and buys you a premium subscription to a popular Cosmere streaming service, DirectCosmere. You get home, excited to try out this new streaming service, but it takes you forever to find an HDMI cable long enough only to find out that you need some weird port that you need to buy off of a popular Cosmere online shopping site, Cosmerezon (yeah couldn't think of anything else). It takes about 6 business days. You wake up the next week excited, and finally hook up the darn thing. You hook it up and turn on the tv only to find that the television doesn't even really exist, so, you don't have to watch commercials, or anything annoying really. The Nightwatcher grants the wish, and you get 250 million in Vietnamese dong, which is about 5,749,812,500,00 in single bills. Good luck getting that back to your living area! fortunately, you have a lot of money now, and you dish out some money to a totally serious popular Cosmere logistics service, Cosmere to Z (really). This operation is huge, and so is it's cost. So you are forced to pay 249,999,87.34 to the disgruntled and tired logistical service, leaving you with quite the fortune in rupees. I wish that Weird Al Yankovic could sing "I want to be cool" by Baljeet in the season 2 episode 34 episode: "The Wizard Of Id'.

Yes, but isn't honor confirmed to be dead? If I read correctly, honor was splintered and one of the splinters is the stormfather, who bonded to Dalinar. So woudn't it be Cultivation versus Odium? Yep your right. Arcanum unbounded, Roshar system intro. My guess for it is that maybe the shards made highstorms invested, even though they were still there before.

The Nightwatcher is confused by your statement, so, she made you exactly like Lift, but well, way more hastily put together. The result is the following: Always feels hungry, but cannot consume stormlight carries around a plastic rod, claims its magic radiant powers (this is not very unchanged, but you didn't bond a spren so the Nightwatcher just makes you very slippery {like a greased up frozen slip and slide}) So, Immediately after, you feel a deathly hunger about you. You try to walk away but you slip and fall, and slide for quite a long time. You try to get up but you are just to slippery, and so you are forced to eat 12 hours a day, and slide around on your stomach while doing so. I wish I could play the esteemed board game Fortnite Monopoly without purchasing it first, just to see how bad it really is.

The Nightwatcher grants your wish, and at the snap of her fingers a sundial is magically grafted onto your wrist. This wouldn't be so bad if the sundial was small, but the Nightwatcher's magic sundial service of choice, Magic Sundials LLC, ran out of mini sundials just this morning, so, (just to be mean really) she ordered the largest sundial they had, the Wizard's Obelisk 2019! Featuring all sorts of wonderful gadgets, like cup holders, a GPS, radio, and it even doubles as a cooler! But, this sundial is, incredibly large and you are pinned down by your arm for the rest of your life. But, they do make a movie based on your experiences called 127 years! I wish for a good old fashioned ham radio.

The Nightwatcher pulls you aside, makes sure no one is looking, and whispers into your ear a bunch of character ideas, some wacky, some, well, bad. Such as A magic talking dog who bonded a spren a robot who wears sunglasses Moash but he's not a complete jerk And she tells you that you have to come up with their weaknesses yourself, because you can't just add no flaws to a character. That's a Mary Sue ( or Marty Stu). After that, the Nightwatcher gives you your bane: every time you open your mouth, a magic talking dog who bonded a spren comes up to you and scolds you for asking for magical help for writer's block. I wish that I had a magic book. Nothing specific, just magic.

I think that it acts like breath from warbreaker, whereas it regenerates the body, while breath makes you live longer. What also comes to mind is the lack of breath, and the feeling of being a drab, is comparable to what Kaladin feels in the line.

Makes it sound "unique".

I'm cool with that.

Granted. You get divine luck, but only are divinely lucky to get the worst possible situation to occur at any given time. I wish that the high school musical movies would vanish off the face of the earth, and that I would not remember watching them.

I voted for Sazed because 1.) Kelsier is a sociopath and 2.) Spook is REALLY whiny in book 3. Also because of the meticulousness of him, and I always liked the Idea of the Terris keepers

First of the early Noon

@Ark1002 That sounds nice, considering what my character is about. I'll reconsider once I've learned more about each of the guilds.