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Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOAT SCUM! -Rick Riordan
OK," Josh said evenly, "I've seen men made of mud, I guess I can accept spying goats. Do they talk?" he wondered aloud.Don't be ridiculous," Flamel snapped, "They're goats."Josh really didn't think it was a ridiculous suggestion. -Michael Scott
Never ask a goat for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh? -Christopher Paolini
Hand me my goat. -Michael Grant
And never farting pointed to guilt in the courthouse of my goat. -Andrew Smith
Not that I can think of. In fact, I have never met anyone who didn’t like goats. -Shayla Orick
Come on! If Goats can destroy the horcruxes, Goats can destroy the ring and Goats can defeat Kronos, you can get out of bed! -Random Person
Elend: I kind of lost track of time…Breeze: For two hours?Elend: There were goats involved. -You Should Know
But you can't kill me, Lord Tyrant. I represent that one thing you've never been able to kill, no matter how hard you try. I am goat. -I'm Sorry and I think someone already did this, oh well.
Expectations were like fine goats. The harder you held them, the more likely they were to crack. -Srandon Banderson
People can do great things. However, there are some things they just CAN'T do. I, for instance, have not been able to transform myself into a goat, despite years of effort. -A Goat Lover
Men rarely see their goats as unjustified. -One More
It was amazing how many goats one could fit into a room, assuming one didn't want to move around very much. -Ok I’m Done