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Le Sigh

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  1. Suddenly, all the narrators began saying the same thing twice.
  2. They were made of atium, which isn't so hard to destroy, but the flowers created little magical force fields around the alloy fruit to protect them from harm. So even if the flowers died, the fruit would live on.
  3. The person who sniped Scissors was none other than...
  4. Thank you, @whattheHoid, but that wasn't my question. My question was if this was just turning into another Longest Thread. Which is rather pointless, because it would add another side in this conflict and WE ALREADY HAVE A LONGEST THREAD THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE. Sorry for shouting, but if we are going to make the Poll of the Century a thing it should include stuff from BOTH sides, not just one or the other. Even though the Last Posters are a bunch of despicable chullkissers just kidding!
  5. So wait, is the middle ground between the Longest Thread and the Last Post just a branch of the Longest Thread? Are there now two Longest Threads? Will this turn into a three-way battle as the Poll of the Century rises to combat the likes of the Last Post and OG Longest Thread? These are questions that must be answered before we as Sanderson fans quest forward on this journey of magical whimsey.
  6. There were 5 likenesses of Ash in this universe, 10 in the Line Universe and 15 scattered across the rest of the Multiverse.
  7. All of the supporters died. Now the Americans had to elect a new president. They chose... wait WHAT?! NINJA'D AGAIN!!! THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME FOOLS!!! As president of the United States of America, President Hoid elected Shard Moash as Vice President.
  8. Unfortunately, they could not negotiate with the Ghanderflaffle Empire because it was too busy rising.
  9. I'm dying. The Muricans Trump supporters then shot at him with their Mourning Shotguns.
  10. Donald Trump told Uncle Brandy he was fired.
  11. The stew's parents cried as their only son was devoured by the group of friends. Edit: Donald Trump would have crashed the party just then, if he had not perished of excessive sizzling in the poll of the century.
  12. However, the stew was not very good, as a cook needs hands, eyes and a nose to cook stew. Rocks have no hands, eyes or noses, therefore the rock just sort of pushed the pot of broth around by rolling against it.
  13. Donald Trump has joined the server! Unfortunately Edit: I just realized this was my 101st post. What a weird 101st post this was. Edit 2: Wow every time I post the words Donald Trump in a thread that thread gets super quiet. Wonder why.
  14. Donald Trump. Ninja'd?! How dare thee! Anyways, because the children were told to not eat the worms, the children are told to eat Present Tense instead.
  15. Okay, I know I said I wouldn't say any more (as to not aid your strife) but now I am rather curious. As stated by Boythebean or whoever whom, this place is just your basic crappost thread; just post in a bunch of random posts for laughs and such. But the Longest Thread actually has a plot going on (however much contradictory, capricious and outright confusing that plot is notwithstanding). Therefore, these things are completely different, and I don't get why in hell they would be racing against each other. Being so different, it seems silly to compare them by page count; with a story, there's a plot, which means people are more Iinvested in it. But in a crappost, it's just for fun, no deadline. So why are we all fighting, if we are so separate? - Le Sigh (P.S. This is not changing my political beliefs, btw. I'm still a Staunch Longest Thread person.)
  16. Don't get offended, Last Posters, but I just did a sort of bird-giving dance when I saw you were losing.
  17. Whatever. I'm only aiding in your struggle by replying. Farewell, and have fun with the doomsday machine. - Le Sigh
  18. Then it is irrelevant. Anything without a plot is like... is like a country with no leader. Complete chaos and irrelevancy, soon to be taken over by a strong, central leader. Edit: If you catch my drift
  19. Hello everyone. Have a doomsday machine. In 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds it will explode, destroying this entire forum due to the lack of a plot and also because the Longest Thread is much better (trust me, I read through all of this). If you work hard enough, you may be able to pull a plot out of your respective cremholes, but if not... well, then the Last Post shall finally... Lose. - Le Sigh
  20. Rising above Fleek, the empire now was ascending to the very sun itself, like that fool with the wax wings.
  21. Donald Trump cackled like a maniac and fled into the swamp wilderness.
  22. Suddenly, Donald Trump jumped out of nowhere and knocked the Ghanderflaffle Empire off of Fleek. Edit: I bet you forgot all about him, huh? PLOT DEVICES...
  23. Due to the destruction of almost all of the Multiverse, it immediately began rebuilding itself, adding in new universes like the Kandra Universe. It also recreated
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