Doomstick

Mwahahahahahahaha

Mwahahahahahahaha

Mwahahahahahahaha

I HATE YOU ALL.

Okay, kidding. But still. I should just stop following everybody. And I can't even post to complain about it.

Stupid. Game.

I also will be gone over the weekend, at Canyonlands National Park.

I'm leaving for the Grand Canyon, and I'll probably be back saturday night/sunday morning. I'll be on the shard a lot less frequently, so if it takes a while for me to respond, that's where I am. I'll try to read everything, but who knows?

I'm leaving for the Grand Canyon, and I'll probably be back saturday night/sunday morning. I'll be on the shard a lot less frequently, so if it takes a while for me to respond, that's where I am. I'll try to read everything, but who knows?

I'm leaving for the Grand Canyon, and I'll probably be back saturday night/sunday morning. I'll be on the shard a lot less frequently, so if it takes a while for me to respond, that's where I am. I'll try to read everything, but who knows?

HELP MEEEEEEE

It's tomorrow and I still don't know what in Rust to do.

Wait, WHAT!?!? I'M THE STORMING KING'S WIT?!?!

HA, FIRERUST! IT IS MY MANTLE NOW!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And out of nowhere...

I'm a Sentient Awakened Object. On your level now, Clearcut!

Thanks, everyone who gave me upvotes. I'm saving a giant mushy you-all-rock-and-the-Shard-has-changed-my-life for my one year anniversary (I haven't even been here a year yet? Wow, feels like so long and yet so little at the same time...), but again, thanks.

CELEBRATION TIME COME ON!

AND WE HAVE HIT 500 UPVOTES!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On October 16th, 2018, I will have been on the Shard for six months. On that date, I will also do my 1,234th post. 

That post will be one of three things. 

1. A large written post on the Longest Thread.

2. A large roleplay post.

3. Something else, suggested in this status update.

So... in reference to #3, suggestions?

And out of nowhere...

I'm a Sentient Awakened Object. On your level now, Clearcut!

Thanks, everyone who gave me upvotes. I'm saving a giant mushy you-all-rock-and-the-Shard-has-changed-my-life for my one year anniversary (I haven't even been here a year yet? Wow, feels like so long and yet so little at the same time...), but again, thanks.

CELEBRATION TIME COME ON!

And out of nowhere...

I'm a Sentient Awakened Object. On your level now, Clearcut!

Thanks, everyone who gave me upvotes. I'm saving a giant mushy you-all-rock-and-the-Shard-has-changed-my-life for my one year anniversary (I haven't even been here a year yet? Wow, feels like so long and yet so little at the same time...), but again, thanks.

CELEBRATION TIME COME ON!

And out of nowhere...

I'm a Sentient Awakened Object. On your level now, Clearcut!

Thanks, everyone who gave me upvotes. I'm saving a giant mushy you-all-rock-and-the-Shard-has-changed-my-life for my one year anniversary (I haven't even been here a year yet? Wow, feels like so long and yet so little at the same time...), but again, thanks.

CELEBRATION TIME COME ON!

And out of nowhere...

I'm a Sentient Awakened Object. On your level now, Clearcut!

Thanks, everyone who gave me upvotes. I'm saving a giant mushy you-all-rock-and-the-Shard-has-changed-my-life for my one year anniversary (I haven't even been here a year yet? Wow, feels like so long and yet so little at the same time...), but again, thanks.

CELEBRATION TIME COME ON!

And out of nowhere...

I'm a Sentient Awakened Object. On your level now, Clearcut!

Thanks, everyone who gave me upvotes. I'm saving a giant mushy you-all-rock-and-the-Shard-has-changed-my-life for my one year anniversary (I haven't even been here a year yet? Wow, feels like so long and yet so little at the same time...), but again, thanks.

CELEBRATION TIME COME ON!

And out of nowhere...

I'm a Sentient Awakened Object. On your level now, Clearcut!

Thanks, everyone who gave me upvotes. I'm saving a giant mushy you-all-rock-and-the-Shard-has-changed-my-life for my one year anniversary (I haven't even been here a year yet? Wow, feels like so long and yet so little at the same time...), but again, thanks.

CELEBRATION TIME COME ON!

And out of nowhere...

I'm a Sentient Awakened Object. On your level now, Clearcut!

Thanks, everyone who gave me upvotes. I'm saving a giant mushy you-all-rock-and-the-Shard-has-changed-my-life for my one year anniversary (I haven't even been here a year yet? Wow, feels like so long and yet so little at the same time...), but again, thanks.

CELEBRATION TIME COME ON!

And out of nowhere...

I'm a Sentient Awakened Object. On your level now, Clearcut!

Thanks, everyone who gave me upvotes. I'm saving a giant mushy you-all-rock-and-the-Shard-has-changed-my-life for my one year anniversary (I haven't even been here a year yet? Wow, feels like so long and yet so little at the same time...), but again, thanks.

CELEBRATION TIME COME ON!

And out of nowhere...

I'm a Sentient Awakened Object. On your level now, Clearcut!

Thanks, everyone who gave me upvotes. I'm saving a giant mushy you-all-rock-and-the-Shard-has-changed-my-life for my one year anniversary (I haven't even been here a year yet? Wow, feels like so long and yet so little at the same time...), but again, thanks.

CELEBRATION TIME COME ON!

YAY! I CAN FINALLY MAKE STATUS UPDATES!

Does anyone want to post in my name on the "what you're known for" thread - since that sounds awesome? Since Ink's already been done...is there protocol for this? What do "I" say?

Does anyone want to post in my name on the "what you're known for" thread - since that sounds awesome? Since Ink's already been done...is there protocol for this? What do "I" say?