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BringerofShadows

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  1. Because Jaywalk had shrunken to the size of Cheeto.
  2. The plot gave up. It didn’t want to be the same cliched scenes and stories.
  3. But the pie turns out to be a series of random numbers.
  4. Granted. Then Rayalum dies. I wish for all love to become tragedy.
  5. Fine. Ship Cosette. Ship Anastasia. @AonEne I wish for shipping to stop. Permanently.
  6. Granted. But all it talks about is how the GBs spread there disease to the rest of the guilds. Now everyone is haveing internal conflicts. I wish to get the most liked content.
  7. Granted. You get everything instead of nothing. I wish for for people to stop wishing.
  8. Granted. But it gets stolen. I wish for people to stop using illegal drugs.
  9. Granted. But it turns out to be a Death Spren, so you guys only meet each other in your death bed. I wish for mobile to have the cross out option.
  10. Granted. But you get transported to a planet with no metals. I to understand men.
  11. Granted. You write an essay on why you should be writing that essay. I wish to have Monday off.
  12. Granted. You get nothing. I wish for my parents to understand me.
  13. Granted, but it’s in the least desirable spot. I wish for the sun to explode.
  14. Granted, but the Nightwatcher doesn’t read the rest of the post, so she ends up making Keisler your spren, who doesn’t do anything. I wish for my room to be clean.
  15. Granted. You get a relaxing vacation in Antarctica. I wish to die a slow and painful death. Alone.
  16. Granted, but you don’t live forever to eat them all. I wish for the weekend to last forever.
  17. Granted, but the cereal becomes brick solid. I wish to go to a rock concert.
  18. Hey, could I…? *Realizes there is no main antagonist* Gosh darn it! Nevermind.
  19. Granted, but the government takes it away. I wish for life to be real.
  20. Granted. But you immediately wish you hadn’t, so you don’t wish anymore. I wish for wishes.
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