Jump to content

BringerofShadows

Members
  • Posts

    2158
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by BringerofShadows

  1. Granted, but your friends die in the process. I wish to become Odium.
  2. Granted, but it turns into a boy. The boy’s name is 12. I wish sugar got rid of fat.
  3. Granted, but you flunk all your future classes. I wish for discrimination to stop.
  4. Granted, they don’t marry other As, and they only marry the future Fs. I wish for racism to stop.
  5. Granted, but now you don’t have any summer vacation. I wish for a new German teacher.
  6. Granted, but you fail your next English class. I wish for my school to start teaching German.
  7. Granted, but it wears out really quickly. (In .09 seconds) I WISH FOR THIS THREAD TO END! (Not really)
  8. Granted. You get a nice three piece suit. I wish for Depeche Mode to make more good music.
  9. Granted, but it super fast, and your always unable to catch it. I wish for a Raven named Poe.
  10. Granted, but someone gets Ruin’s powers. I wish for a snake.
  11. Granted, but you become illiterate. I wish to die alone.
  12. Granted, but its super expensive. I wish to understand Edgar Allan Poe.
  13. Granted, but you can’t play it anymore. I wish for Nirvana to come back.
  14. Granted, but it’s filled with maggots instead of peanut butter. I wish for my boon to be my bane.
  15. Granted. But your username changes to ButtFaceIdiot. I wish to be able to wish about depressing stuff.
  16. Granted, but they were the cheap kind. I wish too watch Forrest Gump.
  17. Granted, but you get K.O.’ed by Sheik. I wish for death.
  18. Granted, but you are transported to a planet with no metals. I wish for a drum set.
  19. Granted, but its made out of spike. I wish for people to shut up.
  20. Granted. Now you have to listen to endless dumb wishes I wish for agony.
  21. Granted, but he ends up offending you. I wish for hate.
  22. Granted. They start hunting down his family instead. I wish for everything.
  23. Granted, but a Samurai comes and kills them and then you. I WISH FOR NOTHING.
  24. Granted, but it spears you in the chest. I wish for a real life Death Note.
  25. HEY COULD I JOIN? Please?
×
×
  • Create New...