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  1. Darth Woodrack
    When you are reading a book that lists the 100 greatest weapons and then complain that it didn't include a Shardblade. Also, when you complain that Shardblade should be a word in the English dictionary.
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    Then one if the other narrators duplicated an exact copy of every non-cannon character in the story and made it that no cataclysm of this level could ever happen again.
  3. Darth Woodrack
    You know that you're a Sanderfan when your history teacher asks if their are any questions and you say, 'In what earth year was Shard plate invented?"
  4. Darth Woodrack
    Then the Possum reversed gravity because it was feeling left out.
  5. Darth Woodrack
    And the Hedgehog.
  6. Darth Woodrack
    Alas, the Pokemon card game will always be more popular in the U.S. than it's superior cousin, Magic the Gathering.
  7. Darth Woodrack
    The squirrel was angry about this.
  8. Darth Woodrack
    Then a Chasmfiend said, " Hotdogs for everyone!" and started a guild.
  9. Darth Woodrack
    When you are told that their is more to life than Brandon Sanderson and you respond with 'Heretic Cremling!'
  10. Darth Woodrack
    Then the squirrel made a movement to counteract his counter movement movement.
  11. Darth Woodrack
    Then a talking hedgehog said, "Cheeseburgers for everyone!" and started another movement.
  12. Darth Woodrack
    Then a talking Squirrel yelled, "Pizza for Everyone" and started a movement.
  13. Darth Woodrack
    When someone you don't like is asking you for help and the first thing that you say is, 'Alright. First find a cliff.'
  14. Darth Woodrack
    When you want your phone from across the room so instead of getting up and getting it you stare at it for thirty minutes before deciding that you must not have enough iron in your diet.
  15. Darth Woodrack
    Recent New Idea: Name: Phantom Power (Only has one, but it is so powerful it classifies him as a High Epic): Able to Alter how the laws of physics affect him and anything he is touching allowing him to walk through walls, fly, have infinite strength, run faster than the speed of light and so on. Weakness: He is scared of being alone. If he doesn't have any friends he loses his power. Personality: Always joking and has never taken something seriously in his life. Not really evil, just difficult to work with, but if you get him on a cause he will defend it with his life. Costume: He wears a all white leather jacket with a all white T shirt underneath and all white leather pants with white leather boots and no gloves. When he gets around to getting a hair cut he cuts it to a buzz cut.
  16. Darth Woodrack
    Stop telling people to get cookies! They would want a Doughnut so much more! Edit: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... Now I get it......
  17. Darth Woodrack
    What a blind old pau'an?
  18. Darth Woodrack
    It hasn't been explicitly stated that It isn't a cosmere it is just stated that it isn't the cosmere.
  19. Darth Woodrack
    He is also sending Kandra to fight with him so he is kind of choosing a side.
  20. Darth Woodrack
    They very well were. I agree that Sazed seems much more subdued, but he talked like he wanted to take sides, but he couldn't.
  21. Darth Woodrack
    There is if it cuts into your BS reading time.
  22. Darth Woodrack
    You know your a Sanderfan when Brandon Sanderson does a signing in Florida and you live in Alaska so you buy tickets in first glass bring all your Sanderson books and fly cross country to meet him.
  23. Darth Woodrack
    Then a giant flying TUBA arrived and then immediately exploded into pretty pink sparkles.
  24. Darth Woodrack
    All the food magically changed to pizza. Nobody posted for a while so I just filled the space.
  25. Darth Woodrack
    Mraize accepted the pizza and was dragged into the well of asencion which had been turned into an actual well.
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