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    The Great * War lasted for fifteen years, and the Breadm*nks were victorious in their mission of eliminating all of those whose names are similar to Butt or Brandy,
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    Dusk walked down the street, and started offering random people jobs at distribution, and sale management. He also offered them sales deals to operate in shops, and started the construction of a technology manufacturing factory that he then offered people jobs in. Essentially, he started offering everyone jobs.
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    You know Hover cars and Flying cars are the same thing in this context right? Also, I will argue with anyone with whom I disagree. A leader who will not hear complaints is a dictator, and dictators are not good leaders.
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    *confusion spren appears. Darth Realizes this isn't enough. Darth becomes confusion spren*
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    The Jackal laughed, "Protect them? You will protect them from me? I came here to protect you. What do you do when a rival gang, that's bigger than yours comes in, to take your territory, if you don't join the Consortium? You run. You join the Consortium? Capone 2 comes in, and destroys them. What do you do if a somebody challenges your authority, that you can't beat? You lose, and maybe die. You join the Consortium, I come in, and kill them with you. Or I send Darkhold, or Ronix, or Capone, or one of the Black Guard, well you get my point. I just want to help you. If I don't, nobody will. Rusts, everyone else will eat you alive! I'm not saying that you're doomed, I wouldn't be here if you were. I'm just saying that you trying to protect your gang from me is flawed. Think on my offer. It stands, and when you need help, I'll be here." The Jackal dropped a mobile on the ground, turned around and walked towards a shadow, clicking his tongue and gesturing at it with his head to the ninja's, who he didn't know were in the rafters. He and them disappeared, one by one. @Ark1002
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    Yeah. We should. The Admins don't have enough money to pay ~two dozen mods.
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    The Breadm*nks were annoyed at being ignored. They attacked both Brandy and Butt, so neither could take credit. And But, and Buttt, and Uncle Brandy, and Brandi, and Uncle Brandi, and anyone whose name sounded remotely close to Butt, or Brandy.
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    The breadm*nks didn't like that he was taking credit for their diplomatic leap, and turned on him.
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    Dusk also started manufacturing hover cars for the city. Road layout problem solved. They just fly over each other. He also wondered whether or not completely reconstructing the city was legal, but he decided he probably had some form of diplomatic immunity as a city administrator.
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    The Breadm*nks resolved there differences, and made a peaceful coalition, who's sole purpose was the destruction of Uncle Brandy.
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    All the surviving species of breadm*nks brought snuggies, which then caused another war.
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    @Blessing of Potency
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    The ninjas checked the bag. She wasn't in it. They looked at her. They then started chasing her to try and put her in the bag. @Sherlock Holmes
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    The nreadminks came o defend him, which caused the breadmanks to get invloved on the other side, whcih summoned the breadmonks, breadmunks, and breadmounks to the side of the breadminks. The breadmenks, the breadmynks, the breadmnks, and the breadmeanks all joined the breadmanks. It was war.
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    A pair of Ronix ninjas descended from the rafters with a bag in an attempt to remove the interloper. They were trying to cover her entire body in a large burlap sack, then pick her up, tie up the bottom, and carry her away, maybe throw her in a river, maybe not. (Not) @Sherlock Holmes
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    Darkhold falls forward in pain from the slash at his back, before he turned around and slashed at her. Walker ran behind Melody, and blocked Radyn's swipe with his kantanas. @Blessing of Potency @Dr. Dapper
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    Walker punched at Darkhold's gut, and Darkhold swung his blade at him, and missed, as Walker had moved out of the way, again. @Blessing of Potency @Dr. Dapper
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    The Jackal glanced at him, then did a double take, "Didn't you just go on that Network troop transport going into Alleycity?" @Dr. Dapper
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    Dusk sent about 15 dozen lifeless with radiation clearing gear to go through the Alleycity and scrub all the radiation, and another 3 dozen to distribute food an medical supplies to the cleaned areas. He also sent 6 Constructors to the forge, with instructions on how to use them. @Ark1002 @xinoehp512
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    The Jackal walked in went over to Bellatrix "Hello. It has come to my attention that you are an independent criminal enterprise. I run a massive criminal consortium, and would like to offer you membership. You would get full benefits, which include protection from myself and any other elites that I have at my disposal, a cut of our funds, and assets to our manpower and resources. You may be familiar with The Network, the largest muggling network in the Alleyverse that can get anything, anywhere. It is a member. So is Al Capone 2, the Street Gang Alliance, The Hackers, Ronics, Pyronica, the Black Wave, Skyhorde, and the Parshgotta. Anything you need you get. All I'm asking in return is that you share. If we need protection, we pay at a severe discount to you, and the same the other way around. You give up 1% of your income, and we become business partners. Do we have a deal?" @Ark1002
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    Seems cool. Where is the Devaan-Hellbent combo taking place?
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    Darkhold got up, and swung his sword at Walker, and missed, drastically, as Walker had moved. @Blessing of Potency @Clyde Coggins @Dr. Dapper
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