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Yes. Maybe they’re terrified of rust?
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Yeah, that’s what I meant. Thanks Ark.
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True.
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I asked about drugs a while ago for normal AV and Voidus said no, do I doubt it. @ZincAboutIt
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My character as as follows.
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Darth Woodrack replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I thought I was going to be a Reod elantrian. Anyways. Granted. These chickens are huge and eat humans. Especially you. I wish for a shardblade. -
Alarms blared and Dusk looked up to see flashing words that said, 'ESCAPED SQUIRREL. ESCAPED SQUIRREL,' before turning back to Aderet and saying, "Now the squirrel is gone and I'll have to deal with it before it kills anyone. Thanks a lot. If you would like to discuss my morals and methods further, I'll be at the Bleeding Spike tavern in a few hours. Some of my business partners want to meet in person to ask about the taxes that I have placed on their imports,' before spinning about an walking away.
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Kevin walked in looking around. It had been a rough few months, but he had survived. He was doing what was right, his way, not the way Walker and the Precursors wanted it. If that meant a lot of killing, so be it. He had his assault rifle and helmet in a bag slung over his back, along with all of his gear except for his knife and pistol. He just wore a kevlar vest under a leather jacket, and his kevlar pants. He came here because it seemed to be a hotspot for homicidal maniacs. Dusk walked past him, oblivious to his status as a former Precursor and walked over to a cadre of finely dressed men and women in the corner.
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Darth Woodrack replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
@Llstml Granted, but it still puts off the energy of a sun, so you are burned from the world. I wish to be unable to die, in my current human form, uncontained, and my current mind, without losing the capacity to learn. Edit: Forgot to quote. -
The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
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The Ghanderfalffle empire did not have very good lawyers, so Breadm*nks united sued them.- 111802 replies
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
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Of course, the breadmunks had very good lawyers and are therefore immune to murder.- 111802 replies
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You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
Darth Woodrack replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
Completely inrelated, but when you use YKYASW, you can’t add when after it, because then you just said ‘You know your a Sanderfan when when.’ -
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Yes, regarding the drunken sale of stocks. As long as the stocks where soled whithout forced drinking, the sale was legal.- 111802 replies
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The Breadmunks involved in this sale were fired, but the sale was still legal.- 111802 replies
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“Blood for the blood goat.”
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You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
Darth Woodrack replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
That’s a one day read, if it’s a good book. 900 pages takes two days if I’m reading it regularly. -
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So was the Breadmunks empire. They were rising at such a rate that they were put on a graph to show their growth. They decided to let people buy part of them. They called this ‘stock trading.’- 111802 replies
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You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
Darth Woodrack replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
You know you’re a sanderfan when you went around on Halloween as a Steel Inquisitor and whenever you were asked what it was you said, “It’s from a book by Brandon Sanderson, you should read it! Remember Brandon Sanderson,” while your fellow sanderfan friend pulls you away laughing. -
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But that was inaccessible because it was going down I’m on mobile, so don’t judge down down.- 111802 replies
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Gasp Someone else used the Breadmunks! Yay! Then the ghanderflaffle empire was falling.- 111802 replies
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Yes, many people have used the division surge. Me among them, in an NPC capacity. Also, welcome to the Alleyverse. I know I said that I was taking a break, but I couldn’t commit to that either.
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"This is how I'm dealing with it. By hiring mercenaries. How am I supposed to deal with it directly. Now, you can either help, or get lost. I have work to do."
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"Not kill! CONTAIN! It's off in the woods," Then he tuned to Aderet and said, "Ashamed of myself? I BUILT this city. every who lives in this is alive because of me. They survived all of the attacks on the Alley City because of me! If you think I should be ashamed of myself then you can leave,"
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wedding Walkelody: Another Wedding
Darth Woodrack replied to Darth Woodrack's topic in The Alleyverse
“Thank you Lusk. Thank you for coming both of you. Dusk had to go, something about squirrels, but feel free to eat the food.” -
A series of fire walkers, like mini fiends, came out, spraying water at the trees she was burning. And then at her.
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