Ark1002

Granted, but your computer crashes and deletes your world I wish to be even sexier than I am

I acctually missed that notification I'm here because I clicked the wrong thread :/ @Lunamor, @Silva, how are you guys doing?

See the thing is, I was using that as an example. Yes, we can afford to have sub-par quality, but we don't. And you don't taste the metal, that would compromise our ability to trick people into spiking themselves...quality. Why would you want a normal cookie––no matter how good––when you could have a cookie that's delicious and gives you superpowers? Overall, we work harder on our products. You don't know how much of a nightmare that cookie bindpoints are. Although technically, the cookie itself doesn't have bindpoints, the spikes have to optimally placed to enter the bindpoints in the mouth. There's a whole science devoted to cookie hemalurgy. THIS

He sobbed. "I was scared." She's TALL. He looked at the Vortex. "More is coming." As he spoke, a fin emerged from the Vortex, then disappeared.

He snapped back to reality. Then he screamed. ~~~ A man in a house woke up, hearing a demonic scream. He shivered, then turned back to bed. ~~~ He stopped. "Uh, good guys? Good guys? Sure."

Not helpful Alv start the game already aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

hmmm Ironeyes?

As long as you stay away from the Stranger I WILL WORSHIP HIM AND KILL YOU

I would want to be either cultivation or endowment. They seem the least restricting shards. But my favorite shard? It's close between Ruin and Odium, like chaos said. Cultivation had a ton of potential, but it goes mostly unused. A lot of the shards are like that actually. They never create sentient life, and for the most part no new life at all. They just kind of go with what was there. Except Ruin and Preservation, but for Flora and Fauna they based it off of, you guessed it: WHAT WAS ON OTHER PLANETS So Shards as we've seen have been largely wasted. But Ruin and Odium both are shards that don't have any benefit from creating, and are completely badchull. So I really like both of them.

I feel yah I'm not either

He screamed. "Don't hurt me. They're just papers. I wrote one, found the other. It fell out of his pocket." He cowered. @Darth Woodrack

A scientist stumbled away from Silva as she got close. Then he squealed. He stumbled backwards, panicking. AH THEY CAUGHT ME AH SHE SAW ME AGH SHE'S TALL He squeeked, then dropped his papers on the ground in his haste. He cursed, but continued going backward. The first paper read: ....is finally working. I tried out so many designs, but here it is, my small little ball sucking up investiture and growing. It even created a limb. I will have to dismantle it again, the risk to transport it through a perpendicularity is to high. I expect it to cause a larger distortion in the cognitive realm. Sadly I have no means to determine how it will effect the spritiual one. I decided to call it the Vortex. It is the creation of a mastermind, only a genius could have come up with something like this. I am a genius. It will take investiture and use it to grow, to create wonderful creatures. Some of the things it's spitting out are useless, but some are able to follow basic commands and that is, what my master wanted. A mass of terrifying creatures to defeat his enemies. I need to talk to Lord Ajax, tell him that it is finally working, that he can start his plan. He will be pleased. Hopefully that means I can keep my remaining fingers. Important: It is still slightly unstable. The more creatures it creates, the more likely it is to start grabbing every investiture it can find an start growing in an uncontrolled way. I need to make sure I can shut it down if neccessary. The top of it had been torn, and a couple of stains had been visible. The second paper read: Sir, we've discovered a universe that might fit your pupose. It is rather small, but has lots of connections to many different places. From there our empire could spread easily. The rulers are guilds, that mostly fight each other, while maintaining enough control over the population, that they stay quiet and can live rather good lives. compared to some other places the living conditions are bad there, but I've already visited places, that would call this universe a heaven. The largest city is called Alleycity, after some guild that established its control there. Dark Alley. Everybody is afraid of them, but I still have to see their power. I suspect they are old enough to have created some reputation and now only appear now and then to make sure they keep it. The other forces we need to plan with are TUBA, who seem to be nothing but bakers and the Ghostbloods, who are unable to decide on a leader. There is a newer force, a church of some kinds, but their influence is marginal. They are trying to establish a government right now, but most of the time they are bickering and fighting amongst themselves. I doubt they will be able to form a usefull opposition of your forces. I suggest to contruct the headquarters in the city there and then try to sway some of the guilds to your side. If all goes well, they will start a civil war while you can take over control. O.K. He panicked at the sight of the second one, tried to snatch it back up, but his hand shook and he dropped it. He kneeled, almost crying. "Please, please don't kill me." @Darth Woodrack @Sorana @Anyone else who might be up at the Vortex

Both of these things are the main problems we hope to deal with this phase.

Dark chocolate is best chocolate.

*cries*

Then the witch and all she had ever done ceased to exist, and they continued making out as humans.

I LOST BECAUSE OF YOU JERK

Ark, not stopping, threw a flask of white over to Shadow.

Ark explained to Woodrack that this is already fact, and unchangable, as they are narrators and can do that. And then took a swig of horneater white, and went back to making out. @Ark's Boyfriend