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  1. Ark1002
    Ark grins, and suddenly the universe was back. Only... everyone was Skaa. Except Butt Venture. Butt was the Lord Ruler.
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    I walk up. "If not, I'll dance with you." I raise one eyebrow. "As long as you're, uh, in a fit state of mind."
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    It moved back to the edge of the rooftop silently. The helicopter materialized behind him, and he threw her to a waiting footsoldier. The helicopter disappeared again. The footsoldier grinned slightly, cracks on his face visible. "I'm John. I'm gonna take you to our bunker." He stuck out his hand.
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    Hooooooooly crap that's more than I thought. I'll try and get to it by tommorow. I doubt I can do it today.
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    HAH The roast had very few insults, and then this. That was amazing.
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    I raise my hand, and step forward. "I do."
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    AND THEN EVERYTHING EXPLODES AND CEASES TO EXIST BECAUSE THERE'S TOO MUCH PLOT IN THIS STORMING THREAD
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    Ark sighs. He then takes a swig from a bottle that was in his sleeve.
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    The Leader gestured with it's hand, and Grunt #2 stepped forward and grabbed her arm. The armor absorbed the hit, a small crack appearing where it hit. He reached out superhumanly fast, grabbing Aylitha's wrist. Then he activated his chromium. He was burning pewter, and his grip was unnaturally strong.
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    "I (used to) curate the Alleyverse Wiki, which can be found here. Feel free to necro."

    "a mostly dead Nomic."

    "(Outdated) Era 2 Character"

    Your About Me seems really... gloomy.

    1. MetaTerminal

      MetaTerminal

      Well, when you have more dead projects than you do storage spaces, the skeletons in the closet tend to pile up pretty fast.

      ...is that better?

  12. Ark1002
    YKYASW you try and convince a pregnant woman they should name their daughter Shallan.
  13. Ark1002
    I sip my tea, and dip one of my DA-Certified Cookies in it. I take a bite, then set it aside. I slurp up my tea, stand up, and wander over to Itiah. "I'm down with some karaoke." I snag a bottle of beer, and open the top.
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    The helicopter shimmered again, disappearing. It remained still as the filth got near, then suddenly, it touched it's waist. A low pulse went out over the ground, a light green glow. It pulsed again and again, and every time the filth touched it, it was repelled. The others all did the same. One stepped forward, slowly, step by step, the green pulse moving with it. The filth fell back in behind it, and was repelled as it walked forward. The Aon chain on it's left hand glowed brightly, and the sand was all blasted backward in a second. It approached the man with the sand, and it's hand shot out, grabbing for the man's neck. It turned it's head slowly. "Then surrender. You will be spared if this is true." It raised it's right hand. "If you try to escape..." The aons pulsed warningly.
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    I tried to comment on both of these, the first this morning, the other one yesterday. this one was causing issues earlier, but it's working now.
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    It's also in one of the other pinned threads
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    It stood still. "Is that a final decision?" The aons on it's hands, along with the aons on it's chest, glowed slightly as it spoke. The lightweaver glyph shimmered, like the air above a street on a hot day. All around it, the other armored forms stepped to the sides, each raising their arms toward two targets on the rooftop. "I warn you, we are the second most elite hazeslayers of the Bureau of Villainy." The Lightweaver glyph went red.
  18. Ark1002
    Correction: You Know You're not a Sanderfan When you get an unnatural amount of satisfaction from watching a stick become fire in a campfire.
  19. Ark1002
    My account won't let me comment on announcements. Is that just me? Also, when I tried to vote up a question in cosmer Q&A, it sent me to a page stating "This page is not available for your account" So yeah. Any reason for either of these things?
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    Mistborn Book Cover

    Ark1002 commented on Rosharan A.C.'s gallery image in General Art

    Mistborn Book Cover
    hmmm
  21. Ark1002
    I stand up and meander over to Kenod and Sorana. "Hey, got any more tea?"
  22. Ark1002
    Me: makes Sanderson joke and Alleyverse memes My notifications: *nothing* Me: says Avatar is good My notifications: Three people gave you reputation for a post in The Last Post Wins!!!
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    She jumped, turning. Oh no oh no oh no. Ambrosia walked up to the door, looking through the peephole. It was... something. But it seemed familiar... Silas? She cried out, about to open the door. Then she remembered their conversation. "If my master finds me," Silas says, "he will want me to come kill you and the twins." She knew that wasn't how he had said it exactly. But this could be bad. She stepped back, holding the twins, and put a binky in each mouth. Then she hid them in the cupboard. They were asleep, so hopefully they wouldn't notice. Then, gripping her gemheart in her pocket, she walked to the door and opened it slowly. "Silas?" @bees? ~~~ A helicopter materialized in the air above the roof full of people, cloaking fading. Ten humanoid shapes dropped out, all fully armored in a dark steel. The armor looked alien, eradicating all human features and replacing it with smooth blankness. All had an aon chain in their hands, and another on their chest. On the back, the same thing as the foot soldiers in the street was emblazoned. Nightshade flowers, and the words Bureau of Villainy. They raised their hands, and the largest stepped forward. It was the only one distinguishable from the rest, a full head and shoulders taller, and with the symbol of the lightweavers emblazoned on it's right shoulder. "Surrender peacefully, and some of you may survive. The rest will be executed quickly." It had a robotic voice, no inflection, no sign of an accent, nothing distinguishing it uniquely. @kenod @I think I am here. @Truthless of Shinovar @Sorana @Silva @Rushu42 @Anyone else on the roof
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    I sit by LaD and open a box of spiked cookies. How are you @Life&Death?
  25. Ark1002
    I'm rewatching Avatar now. SO GOOD.
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