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Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles
Ark1002 replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
*Wonders how Ink summarized his life*- 2784 replies
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Mine tastes better, but is just slightly unhealthy.
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I wish projects like these were sold en masse.
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Do Inanimate Objects Exist in the Spiritual Realm?
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And Alcatraz Smedry, doing breakdancing.- 111800 replies
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Titan needed to help. He would make the numbers of the evil abominations shrink. He knew they weren't his, they were safe far away. He yelled luring them to him. He summoned six shardaxes and started swinging. He took life after life, only stopping from time to time to grab spikes. Lots of spikes. Once he was entirely buried in bodies with burned out eyes, he jumped out, then ran into a huge stone building in the city. He realized it was the Liebrary headquarters. Sorry about this. HE released his axes as the monsters flooded in. There were hundreds upon hundreds. He turned the floor to dust, creating a huge pit. As he fell he warped himself outside, and melted the top of the building partially, leaving it melted on top of them. They would die soon. He created a huge alleywarp, straining his powers to there limits, and teleported the entire building away to an area near the caves his horde was hiding in. He cut a small hole, and filled it with highly poisonous gas. Then he took another. Then another. When all three had been in there for about ten minutes, he lit a spark. There was a boom. They were definitely dead. That should help a bit. He told his horde to search them for spikes and store them in blood taken from the monsters. He also put all the spikes they had found so far in a huge glass jar full of demon blood. They would use them when this was done.
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Read warbreaker or stormlight archive next. If you want o jump into an incredibly complex world, stormlight archive all the way! Otherwise, warbreaker. Would you like a cookie*? *disclaimer
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I'm gonna join. I like the idea.
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Soulcasting Godmetals: Can It Be Done?
Ark1002 replied to Unlicensed Hemalurgist's question in Cosmere Q&A
I'm pretty sure I read a WoB about being able to do the opposite. Soulcasting godmetals into something else. Just not possible to do the reverse. -
Titan realized he had no chance for survival if he stayed here. He grabbed the spike he had ripped out, reached in and pulled out another, then jumped off. His compounded healing stopped him from dying as he got hit by meteors, then again when he hit the ground. I'm sorry I couldn't do more. But I still have things to do. I can't die yet. He warped away again. He took his horde. They would wait somewhere else. They would survive.
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Accept those cookies. I'll offer one to. Have a cookie*. *disclaimer
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Titan had found all the survivors he could. He had left over fifty trails of melted stone and wood turned to dust. And random alleywarps to boot. Now he would help fight the fat-bird-on-fire. He climbed the tower by turning small handholds to dust. He reached the top just in time to watch the chasmfiend that he had let run off earlier jump at the big-bird-with-small-spikes. It took a bite out of the wing, grabbing a spike. He watched it fall to the ground. He heard the splat. Poor thing. Well, at least it got a spike. Then he jumped onto the back of its neck. He looked at bloodbath. "Oi! Grab more spikes you useless lump!" He then reached in and shifted through the feathers. He hung on tight, then pulled out a spike.
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Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles
Ark1002 replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I did that once! He got mad that he was just sitting there while I rapped.- 2784 replies
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Titan fell as a huge flaming piece of wood hit him in the chest. He healed quickly though. I need to prove I want to help. This is perfect. He used his division surge, which was much more powerful then regular surgebinders. He turned walls to dust, creating holes. If the building were small enough he just destroyed it all. He blasted his heat breath at a stone one, melting it to lava. Then he froze it. He left a trail of destruction, but for a good cause. His horde followed him. He ordered some to search buildings before he destroyed them. Any humans or hemalurgic spikes he found, they took with them. They would prove they wanted to survive. And they wanted to help. I'm sorry, brothers, but I will need the spike to help my people become creatures, not demons. And you no longer need the spikes. He found a group of hiding people. They screamed, but he grabbed them. He burst into a run, going as fast as possible. One had breaths, he told them to detect people. There were no more, just bodies. Lots of bodies. He took them all to the edge of the city, and hid them in a cave. Then he created a warp into the city, only taking the one with breaths. He would find the innocents. And he would protect them.
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"NO! I like this form. Okay, only an arm?"
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"agh! Jerk. Can I cut off one of your legs? It's for a record." He turned to Devaan, ignoring Storm. "So, will you trust me?"
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"I, unlike others, have been spiked with intelligence. Lot's of it. More then some here." (looks pointedly at Bloodbath) "Like the Koloss, I was once a human. Recently, due to the strange storm, I have started to remember my human self. I am telling the truth. I would like to join the treaty. You can kill the rest. Just leave me and my horde. I will help you."
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Titan looked around and realized he had no chance of getting in. They were in lockdown. He created a warp, teleporting to the location of Devaan. All of his horde came after. "Don't be afraid! I just want peace!" @Nohadon
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Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles
Ark1002 replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Yeah, the fun is in reading others.- 2784 replies
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As Titan punched Bloodbath, a bit of the human he used to be, before the spikes, trickled in. He realized what he was doing. He remembered the speech he had heard. And ignored. In a daze, he dropped Bloodbath onto the stone ground. He ordered his hoard to follow. He walked toward the worldspike. "I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO VOIDUS PRIME!!!"
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So yeah, I agree with everything said. Harmony's true power isn't resurrection. It's creation. Which is why I think that Scadrains are progressing so fast. They have a little bit of Ruin and Preservation investiture, but none of the others. So they are purely the powers of creation, investiture wise. And they aren't just balance because they have a bit more preservation then ruin. So they are creation, with good intent. This was caused by Preservation and Ruin, which became Harmony. Sorry, went off on a tangent...
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Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles
Ark1002 replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Warning: Reason I signed up as a pinch hitter is I'm not very good.- 2784 replies
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Frond awoke in a large stone basement. She climbed up the stairs, opened the doors, and looked outside. There was a blue and red demon fighting a black and gold thing that was glowing purple. She passed out again. *** She awoke again and looked outside. The monsters were still there, but she managed to stay awake this time. She looked around again and saw a giant storm spinning, with a huge phoenix and weird man flying around. Her head hit the ground even faster then last time.
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Ark1002 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
A giant duck then rampaged over Butt, kicking his butt.- 111800 replies
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