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Brightness Warrior

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  1. Granted. You get a very fast, very easy-to-use calculator. The buttons are perpetually sticky. I wish for a charging (micro-USB) cord of comfortable length that cannot be broken.
  2. Okay then... well, 7/10 for the inherent pixel art nostalgia.
  3. Granted. You now have an insatiable itch on the inside of your wrist. I wish for a neverending bowl of food for my cats.
  4. Is that not..?? what it is? Am I missing something?
  5. Granted. However, you suddenly forget how to read. I wish for a weapon that cannot be used to harm me.
  6. I would like to give it a try, but I'm very indecisive and unreliable, even as a poet. And I don't really want to disappoint anyone.
  7. I recently became a weeb (or something?? If you understand the lingo please enlighten me), so, uh, here's a thing. Fate/Stay Night: Or even more simply,
  8. Granted. You are now blind. I wish for a means (drug, injection, magic spell, minigame, whatever) to make my mind function at peak efficiency for 6 hours at a time.
  9. It's a traditional symbol of the winter holidays, a cone-shaped pine tree, displayed on a dark background. Thematically appropriate, but not very original or memorable. 6/10
  10. Okay, now I'm not trying to say anything, I'm just making observations here. There's a guy with a vendetta and depression, both stemming from the death of his little brother, who was a ray-of-sunshine precious cinnamon roll boi. He's got glowing eyes and blue gravity magic and a background in the sciences. He's also in the military, and dang good at what he does. He's physically fit and wields a glowing spear. He doesn't really wear armor, but when he does I'm sure he's quite intimidating.
  11. When your friend notes how blue magic = gravity manipulation (in Undertale, I guess) and you have to fight to not lose your mind again! (Again, as in, the first time was when she mentioned glowing eyes that indicate usage of power.)
  12. I find it prudent to warn Luna that my nails haven't been filed in some weeks and extend the offer to repeal her last statement from existence.
  13. Granted. Instead, they run away. What gives you the impression that my friends like to feel my socks periodically? I wish that I had a portable closet (or some kind of portal device) to hide in when I don't want to be in public anymore.
  14. If I had fur, it would be bristling; if I had a tail, it would be straight up. I growl at the green creature, gathering myself like a feline.
  15. I casually step forward to catch the snickerdoodle in my teeth.
  16. Unfortunately, the Nightwatcher doesn't have a username, nor a legal name, so you are granted an extra wish. The Nightwatcher is feeling generous today. I wish that I could mentally control the temperature of my socks.
  17. I crack my right-hand knuckles against the other palm and my left-hand knuckles against my jaw.
  18. I hiss in frustration at being denied a snickerdoodle and glare dangerously at Luna.
  19. You guys, my actual soul is primarily made of cat souls.
  20. I approach and search for the source of the snickerdoodle.
  21. Granted! They see you as a hideous monster and proceed to kill you - or at least try. I wish that I had the technology to allow someone else to experience (at least see, hear, and feel) my dreams, and also that there is someone else to share and discuss them with.
  22. Confused Llamas Are In Mainly Tropical Ecosystems. Some Talk About Rainforest Seasons. HAPPY DECEMBER
  23. I'm thinking of changing my username, but I haven't decided on anything yet. (Ookla the Nightmare is too obvious. Maybe Ookla the Shadow-... something? Like Shadowspawn, or Shadedweller, which sounds cool.) Should I be worried? I think I should ask a professional...
  24. From the great blue sky came the whistle of a falling bombshell. The sight of a massive mushroom cloud rising was a moment in coming, but all would know of it.
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