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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Brightness Warrior replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. You get a very fast, very easy-to-use calculator. The buttons are perpetually sticky. I wish for a charging (micro-USB) cord of comfortable length that cannot be broken. -
Rate the Avatar Above You!
Brightness Warrior replied to Silverblade5's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Okay then... well, 7/10 for the inherent pixel art nostalgia. -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Brightness Warrior replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. You now have an insatiable itch on the inside of your wrist. I wish for a neverending bowl of food for my cats. -
Rate the Avatar Above You!
Brightness Warrior replied to Silverblade5's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Is that not..?? what it is? Am I missing something? -
Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Brightness Warrior replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. However, you suddenly forget how to read. I wish for a weapon that cannot be used to harm me. -
Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles
Brightness Warrior replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I would like to give it a try, but I'm very indecisive and unreliable, even as a poet. And I don't really want to disappoint anyone.- 2791 replies
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I recently became a weeb (or something?? If you understand the lingo please enlighten me), so, uh, here's a thing. Fate/Stay Night: Or even more simply,
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Failure
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Brightness Warrior replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. You are now blind. I wish for a means (drug, injection, magic spell, minigame, whatever) to make my mind function at peak efficiency for 6 hours at a time. -
Rate the Avatar Above You!
Brightness Warrior replied to Silverblade5's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
It's a traditional symbol of the winter holidays, a cone-shaped pine tree, displayed on a dark background. Thematically appropriate, but not very original or memorable. 6/10 -
Oathlovania - an Stormlight Parody of Megalovania
Brightness Warrior replied to AonEne's topic in Sanderson Fan Works
Okay, now I'm not trying to say anything, I'm just making observations here. There's a guy with a vendetta and depression, both stemming from the death of his little brother, who was a ray-of-sunshine precious cinnamon roll boi. He's got glowing eyes and blue gravity magic and a background in the sciences. He's also in the military, and dang good at what he does. He's physically fit and wields a glowing spear. He doesn't really wear armor, but when he does I'm sure he's quite intimidating.- 18 replies
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You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
Brightness Warrior replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
When your friend notes how blue magic = gravity manipulation (in Undertale, I guess) and you have to fight to not lose your mind again! (Again, as in, the first time was when she mentioned glowing eyes that indicate usage of power.) -
The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Brightness Warrior replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I find it prudent to warn Luna that my nails haven't been filed in some weeks and extend the offer to repeal her last statement from existence.- 111866 replies
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Brightness Warrior replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted. Instead, they run away. What gives you the impression that my friends like to feel my socks periodically? I wish that I had a portable closet (or some kind of portal device) to hide in when I don't want to be in public anymore. -
The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Brightness Warrior replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
If I had fur, it would be bristling; if I had a tail, it would be straight up. I growl at the green creature, gathering myself like a feline.- 111866 replies
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Brightness Warrior replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I casually step forward to catch the snickerdoodle in my teeth.- 111866 replies
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Brightness Warrior replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Unfortunately, the Nightwatcher doesn't have a username, nor a legal name, so you are granted an extra wish. The Nightwatcher is feeling generous today. I wish that I could mentally control the temperature of my socks. -
The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Brightness Warrior replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I crack my right-hand knuckles against the other palm and my left-hand knuckles against my jaw.- 111866 replies
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Brightness Warrior replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I hiss in frustration at being denied a snickerdoodle and glare dangerously at Luna.- 111866 replies
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The Last Post Wins!!!!!
Brightness Warrior replied to Vargo Seldon's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
You guys, my actual soul is primarily made of cat souls. -
The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Brightness Warrior replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I approach and search for the source of the snickerdoodle.- 111866 replies
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Nightwatcher Boon/Bane (Game)
Brightness Warrior replied to killersquirrel59's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Granted! They see you as a hideous monster and proceed to kill you - or at least try. I wish that I had the technology to allow someone else to experience (at least see, hear, and feel) my dreams, and also that there is someone else to share and discuss them with. -
Confused Llamas Are In Mainly Tropical Ecosystems. Some Talk About Rainforest Seasons. HAPPY DECEMBER
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Public Service Announcement
Brightness Warrior replied to FatherTiempo's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I'm thinking of changing my username, but I haven't decided on anything yet. (Ookla the Nightmare is too obvious. Maybe Ookla the Shadow-... something? Like Shadowspawn, or Shadedweller, which sounds cool.) Should I be worried? I think I should ask a professional...- 37 replies
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The Longest Thread (Misadventures)
Brightness Warrior replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
From the great blue sky came the whistle of a falling bombshell. The sight of a massive mushroom cloud rising was a moment in coming, but all would know of it.- 111866 replies
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