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I tear up every time Hopper dies. Those storming Whitecloaks! At least he is soaring high in spoilers!

!drah nwod gniog lla er'uoy oN

Who does one have to be to get in touch with Nightbone?

Butt was glad everything and one was both irrelevant and unrelevant except for him and sometimes Voidapple.

Omg, my eyes hurt! ?siht ekil epyt uoy nac woH !gninniw ma I

Ok, so as last time I will post my thoughts and of course there will be spoilers as I have read this before, but I will spoiler tag everything! So we start with our company in Aridhol now known as Shadar Logoth. It was once a bastion of Light and had fallen to the Shadow,via Mordeth and Mashadar. Mordeth was an advisor to the King and he seemed to have poisoned him and everyone within the city. He almost gave me a Rasputin vibe, like the whole story as the most I know of Rasputin is that he kept chirping in the last Czarina's ear and "poisoned" peoples' minds. However, I bet if you were to go to Russia, there would be no Mashadar! I wonder if that was an influence on Jordan? At any rate, even Trollocs are terrified to enter the city and this is where we start out with Rand and Company, in Shadar Logoth. Of course our 3 boys can't help and explore the city and come across Mordeth. At least Mordeth can't leave the city or go out in the daylight. But of course our adventurers get trapped with Mordeth in the dark and Mat takes a dagger too! Patient Zero, Mat! So the troupe get separated and we see Egwene and Perrin meet Elyas and our famous Tinker group! I have to say the interaction with the wolves are scudding awesome! How cool would that be to be able to do that with awesome goldeneyes! (wink wink) I feel bad for Perrin, though because it seems that because Perrin is so big, he almost restrains his whole being which as we may find later to be a hinderance most especially in regards to his wolf sensei powers. He needs to learn to restrain economically. And yes we see the oh so attractive Lan and Nynaeve interact! do I detect some sparks! (Blush!) And we see the at first relaxing journey by boat with Thom, Mat, and Rand. We see Mat starting to act funny (cough cough). And then they get to Whitebridge and THOM!!!!! nooooooo! Then we get to the stressful part of Mat and Rand's journey. They seriously stressed me out. The whole time furtively looking over their shoulder! I know, as Hoid, I am used to being careful but I am way better at hiding then they are. I also find it funny that each of the boys think that each of them are better with the ladies. The other one always knows what to do with a quick quip or joke. Finally though they make it to Camelyn and that is where we stop. Few questions, more for anyone who has read this series multiple times, so Spoiler!

@Rebecca get a symbol.of the Cosmere, what about Threnody and Sixth of the Dusk? Any Rosharan glyphs, like on the Rosharan System map? Those would be simple enough that the details wouldn't get muddled in a small area. Any of the Allomantic symbols. Aons! I don't think you have enough toes for all that, but storms it would look cool! Bridge Four! Kholin Blue colors! So many ideas!!!!!!!

What are those acronyms, Darth?

The Breadmunks decided to try thier hand at eating Harmony.

Hoid figured that we would keep going with this thread and make the longest Thread of all time. This will be our Magnum Opus! There is so much more of Butt Venture to tell! And of course.... Voidapple!!

That's just a bunch of Gibbeletish.

Hagrid came in to join the supplanting of minds.

Shalash.

You can try messing with Lunamor's stew, that would be distracting.

Suddenly, a stench came from beyond and out popped Butt Venture the Returned! He started to do his Victory Fartomancy dance and went to Uncle Brandy's assistance.

Ah interesting, what are these Comer characters and where can I find them? Oh my flip, Doomslug! And M-BOT!!!!! Aaaaiiiiiiii!

Right! I mean how can you pick one! Have you gotten around to Skyward yet?

Eh, I wait to give a clue until people tell me they want one. So maybe wait till other people come by to guess? Um, Bluefingers.

Everybody shouted to the rooftops and the ends of the Cosmere! "YYYYYEEEEEEETTTTTTT!"

Oooh! So many! But top 3 Kaladin, Renarin, and Dalinar. Ooh and I love Vasher and Denth, and Nightblood, and Kelsier, and Vin and Sazed and Spook and Marsh and Lift and Syl.....erm I'll stop now...I love them all!

Treledees.