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whattheHoid

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  1. Through the Surge of Flaffled Physics, the Ghanderflaffles, when angry or provoked, can seriously or not so seriously maim their opponent with locks and blows.
  2. I may not be the most professional, but I am the best at it.
  3. The Ghanderflaffle was especially angry because he was a higher up Ghanderflaffle who was nobody's beating stick. He proceeded to kick Uncle Brandy in the stomach and headbutted Butt. Both fell down, writhing in pain. The Ghanderflaffle proceed to drink some vodka and than left on his merry way.
  4. This is true! I take this burden willingly and gratefully!
  5. I as always am grateful for a lightening of burdens, like that one time Leras and Ati took the rap for some such nonsense that I was involved in, however, I can carry this burden.
  6. Oh, I know you are physically strong, but you don't need to carry this burden after all your troubles.
  7. I appreciate your concern, sules! However, I couldn't live with myself if I allowed you this burden!
  8. Guys, guys! I am Hoid! I am used to carrying many burdens! I'm used to it! Don't trouble yourselves!
  9. I accept your tribute and gladly take this burden from you!
  10. Hoid went with Kaladin and Renarin for they had gotten a call about some rogue Super Sand Sayain Santhid. They were the negotiaters. On the way out Kaladin stuck Butt to a barrel of vodka.
  11. Hoid called her husbands, Kaladin and Renarin. They kissed each other's adders betwixt the hats and hippos. (ㆁωㆁ*)❤(ӦvӦ。)
  12. (^o^)(^^)/(^^)v(^_-)(≧▽≦)(ㆁωㆁ*)(≧∇≦)b(^o^)/
  13. Gracias, Gancho! Freyja is excited! For adventure and to add to her collection of pocket watches! (^_-)(^_^)v
  14. Wait so you guys aren't tired of my cheesy pick up lines to Lan....well then... Lan! Help me shake my dew from the branch! Lan? Will you be my kingfisher that circles my pond!? Lan! Let me caress your Leopard! Hey, Lan, you strike my spark!
  15. Yes what he said, and I win.
  16. Hoid went over to Doomstick and perched a pack of pills to help purge the punullergies.
  17. So, this should be a swallow taking flight, not a whirlwind on the mountain! I'll stop now.....that was my last one, I think. I promise! (^_-)
  18. Ah, ok so I've thought about this. Since her self perception is so horribly skewed, if she were to get injured she wouldn't see it and /or notice it. It would take her spren, Laecrien to tell her that she is injured in order for her to heal herself with the metalmind. So while it seems she is op, she really isn't because of her handicap. And it's all her fault.
  19. That is so sweet of you! You're a really good friend!
  20. Hoid adored really plump plums most especially when it was in a pretty pot. Hoid ate some plump plum pudding placed in the pretty pot.
  21. Hehe have yourself an upvote! Or should I say you really cut the clouds with that one!
  22. How do you record it? Do you record yourself reading the chapter and send it to her?
  23. Hoid was confused and figured Voidus was missing his Pineapple love. So he went on a quest to win her back. First he stopped through Shadesmar to find her the perfect gift.
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