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Freyja whistled softly in the breeze. Her bulky form, owing largely to her gathered dress and coat swayed and the numerous pocket watches clinked. She was slightly travel stained and was tired of eating the same bread, cheese, and dried fruit but times were tough. Her last job didn't go as planned and her spren, Laecrien, didn't let her forget her current predicament. "Why do you always do this?" lamented Laecrien. "I could've been making my renowned cutlery and armoires! But no! The Ring had to vote me in and send me to you! A foolish girl who can't control herself in most situations!" Freyja gave Laecrien a sidelong glance and kept whistling. Suddenly, they saw a sign with the words, "Odd Job Tavern." "You think this would be a good place to stop for a bite?" said Freyja. Laecrien sighed. "Well it can't hurt to check it out. J-just be careful." Freyja entered the establishment, saw the board inside and went to the barkeep. "I see you are looking for a mercenary for hire type deal? Well, how do I fit? And how about a glass of ale?"

It was entitled, I.B.G.R!, meaning Invested Butter Gone Rouge! It was what happened when you made a batch and Rayse saw you. He cursed it with Odium.

....I am so confused. Did I not do one guess per turn?

We were called C.H.U.R.N.B. Chilled High Under Rayse's Nose Butter. The butter had been churned and Invested under Rayse's nose even after his declaration of no more manufacturing of Invested Butter.

Hoid helped collect all the Invested butter!

Me neither!

I can Forge some souls!

I have even more facepalm ones for Kaladin and Renarin. I'll spare you though. Ooh and ones for Snape.

No probs!

I like this thread, but there is a lot this thread needs to live up too! I wish this thread luck!

Um....Ridger?

Their Luck and Fortune pestered out quite quickly.

Blushweaver.

Hoid wished Last Post thread good luck at beating the wacky and wild adventures of Butt Venture.

Lord Tekiel?

BitBitio was a special case as he had both a dad/s and no dad/s at the same time. Unfortunately for Bit, his personal multiverses kept bleeding into each other so his whole life was simultaneously new and redundant at the same time.

Insulting Waffles was also @BitBitio father.

Lord Renoux?

@Rebecca Could you send me yours!? I was planning putting mine on Archive of our own, so I'll send you the link to be fair? I've read a lookout of Cosmere fanfics, they are great! And pass the time in between new Cosmere!! Yaya!

@Gancho Libre We are starting Book 2, The Great Hunt up to Chapter 13.

The ducks became Lord of all the Breadmunks and their varieties. Butt Venture was called and hired by the Breadmunks Council to deal with the aforementioned Lordly and tyrannical ducks once and for all.