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    It was colored like a film noir.
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    Hoid proceeded to pass over the job to someone more competent, Butt Venture.
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    Freyja drooled at the sight of the chocolate slice. She took it and grabbed Jacien in a tight hug and kissed him on the cheek. "Thank you! I'll be sure to see you soon!" Said Freyja flirtatiously and winked. "I have to go now, I'll be in touch! Here take this!" Said Freyja. She handed him a scented handkerchief and headed back to the base. She entered the building and walked to Bella. @Sunbringer @Ark1002
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    Don't worry @Reckless Reader we're gonna see more Willshapers and Radiants and it's gonna be awesome, September buddy!
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    Best Hoid let's everyone do what they want and free beers every Saturday.
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    Freyja went outside the lair to procure some coffee and on the way she ran into someone familiar. "Eh? Jacien? Hey what are you doing round these parts?" Asked Freyja. @Sunbringer
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    Dalinar United the bullets into one and pushed it back to them.
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    I can kill you with my sweet winning streak. See, I'm winning, again!
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    Dalinar, also known as DadShard, broke up the group as their mournful shooting was keeping the neighbors up.
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    Butt Venture came in with Elend Venture, no relation and both Fartomancied all over Trump.. He sizzled.
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    Freyja walked up to Bella. "Hey-O! Ain't that the guy I whalloped with a pocket watch!? Up top!" Said Freyja cheerfully, hand raised in the air. "Just so you know, you ever make me go into a room with crying love birds in there. I'll unleash the beast! That was sooo awkward and the coffee wasn't that good. Permission to steal some delicious coffee? For morale?" Asked Freyja. @Ark1002
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    I pay money to see that movie!
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    Uncle Brandy spilled vodka on him.
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    Butt Venture came with the spirit of his dead Fartomancer Master and Farted in their general direction which made General Direction very happy as he had a grudge against the Ghanderflaffles.
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    "With great power comes great pancakes." -Lift
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    Odium came by and further shattered the stars alignment till the whole Cosmere came out of alignment. Still even this could not shake the love or caresses shared between Renarin, Kaladin and whattheHoid.
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    You're a wizard, Anakin. -Frankenstein
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    In the midst of all the chaos, in came Kaladin Stormblessed gazing tenderly at whattheHoid and Renarin. The stars aligned and passionspren rose up. Angelic music sprang from seemingly nowhere and everywhere.
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    Mine is Sapphire and coincidentally, I looove Windrunners! Especially one in particular! Further proof the Cosmere exists!
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    "I heard that name tossed around some circles back home through certain channels. I honestly just guessed that was you. The knives may have given it away." Said Freyja nonchalantly.
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    "So Raydn, what brings you here?" Asked Freyja. @Dr. Dapper
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    Still winning!
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    whattheHoid looks back at Renarin, walks toward him, grabs his hand and whisks him away saying, "Where have you been all my life?"
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    "Ooh! Those are some neat knives! A collector I see! I collect things too! Broken dreams, pocket watches, darts, and monocles! Two birds of a feather, yeah?" Exclaimed Freyja.
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